Who Gets to Become a God by Eating Aberrations?

S001 Isn't a Good Boss If He Doesn't Want to Eat His Wife

The secret that aberrant entities can be eaten has finally come out. Bai Ji's unique ability has put sources of contamination on the dinner table.

At the top of the food chain, Bai Ji never imagined anyone would treat him like emergency rations.

Who has such terrible taste that they'd choose an executioner as their prey?

Fu Lan has coveted his emergency rations for ages. The first time he saw Bai Ji, he thought he was nothing but gullible nourishment, someone he could raise and fatten up before serving him for dinner.

So he mobilized his many secret identities, personally led the way through missions to level up, and secretly fed his emergency rations.

Until

At the containment facility, a withered corpse sealed away for years held out its fresh core to Bai Ji.

At the seaside villa, the towering Eye Tree obediently closed its millions of eyes and willingly offered up a bountiful catch from the sea.

In the Lost Paradise, the rampaging mud monster pulled out its beating heart, scrubbed it over and over, then wrapped it in cloth, determined to become the cleanest dish on the table.

The executioner Bai Ji smiled hungrily, slowly turning his gaze toward Fu Lan.

Fu Lan: ...Has the food chain got turned upside down?

[Emergency Rations Storage Instructions]

1. Keep your secret identities under wraps. A warm, amiable elder is more likely to earn the target's trust.

Note: Do not reveal your true nature under any circumstances!!!

2. Pay attention to a balanced diet when feeding them, with the right mix of meat and vegetables. Keep the target's tastes in mind too.

Note: Bai Ji seems to prefer sweets.

3. Do not fall in love with your food.

Note: It seems it's already too late.

4. Do not let your food discover the hunter's real intentions.

Note: Too late. It's all over.

And a fifth rule:

If your food decides it wants to eat you instead, scrub yourself clean, bathe in incense, and lie down on the bed. To prevent any instinctive resistance, it's best to prepare a pair of handcuffs.

Note: Bai Ji threw the handcuffs away. I thought the marks on his wrists looked nice, so I secretly picked them up.

P.S. He must not find out about this rule!

[Diagnostic Guide to Side Effects from Consuming Aberrant Entities]

Consume aberrant entities in moderation. Side effects are unpredictable, so proceed with caution.

1. Childhood: After consuming it, you'll act like a three-year-old, crying nonstop and loving to play.

Note: The crybaby is a force to be reckoned with. Parents should keep a close eye on him.

2. Seaside Villa: Diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia. Specifically, he believes he is a strand of seaweed rooted firmly on the ocean floor.

Note: Shh, don't tell him the seaweed has been transplanted onto land. A seaweed gone mad is just as much of a headache.

3. Life Experience Expert: His rules have been turned upside down. Building a nest is considered a virtue in a pregnant man.

Note: Don't go too far from him. His husband's scent is a necessity too. Beware of an angry pregnant man.

Updates ongoing. Stay tuned.

Theme: Even the smallest lives have the courage to stand against natural disasters. Never give up searching for a way out, even in desperate circumstances, and you will surely transform and achieve what you desire.