[Western Crossover] When My Alternate Self Comes Knocking

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This is the only universe I've found where no Eleanor exists.

Thank goodness! Now that I've found my familiar family again, I can go back to being a happy, wealthy Wayne girl.

It would be even better if my other selves didn't keep barging in and disrupting my everyday life.

--Because they all have daddy issues to some degree!

A well-known tabloid reporter: Bruce has raised so many kids, so why isn't he an expert on parenting?

Eleanor: Well, my real dad is great. Why don't you ask them?

(She looks behind her...)

Injustice League Eleanor: ...

Batgirl Eleanor: ...

Psychic Exorcist Eleanor: ...

Vampire Hunter Eleanor: ...

(More alternate selves fall silent.)

Lego, Fourth-Wall-Breaking Eleanor: Huh? Are we kid-friendly versions supposed to say something too?

Note 1: The story is narrated in the third person.

Note 2: The cast includes, but is not limited to, the characters mentioned above, in no particular order.

(I'm terrible at writing blurbs.)

"Reader's guide"

1. The characters' values do not represent the author's.

2. DC ate the continuity bugs. The timeline and character settings are a complete mishmash. Just call it a multiverse of parallel worlds.

3. The story isn't very logically rigorous, but I'm doing my best to make it hold together. A Bat-kid story with no romance for the female lead, though her alternate selves may have pairings.

4. Characters may be out of character and rely on stereotypes, and the story is full of my own interpretations. If you see things differently, I'll just lie flat. Peace and love.

"A note from the author"

The kid isn't a perfect protagonist. She'll make mistakes, act selfishly, and feel lost. Growing as a person and finding her place in the Batfamily will take time. I hope I can tell this story as well as possible. Thank you to all the readers sharing in the fun. (Thumbs up!)

Theme: My favorite thing in life is never having to say goodbye, and love conquers all.