As a young person of the new era, I've been here for 500 years. I can summon the wind and rain, I'm rich, and nobody has a bad word to say about my character. But...
I'm just a miserable nobody with no golden finger, someone who survived on sheer luck. Now I'm trying to redeem myself, and you have the nerve to tell me I survived so I could change the ending of Saint Seiya, a story I once read? Great! Ha. I! Quit! (Just kidding. I still went. Don't ask why, I just caved.)
"You really think your transmigration was just an accident?"
When the truth is revealed, all fate leaves us is a script. Death or a new life, all are causes and consequences, all are choices. But...
I'm just an ordinary living corpse. How am I supposed to choose?
Aspros: Yeah, yeah, you're quite ordinary. (Eye roll.)
Asmita: Are you sure you don't need an exorcism?
Albafica: A very... well, spontaneous sort of person.
Krest: Hmm... (Pondering.)
Sage and Hakurei: Having a senior around really does make things easier!
In short, all the people mentioned above are trouble!
Some can climb the ranks and stick it to the Sanctuary's higher-ups; others can bring misery to the people below. Some die, some live, and somehow there's only one left, neither alive nor dead, howling at the sky:
I'm done! Somebody save this 500-year-old kid!
About how I was merely transferred to the Sanctuary for work and wanted to take a vacation, but ended up becoming the Sanctuary's busiest person.
Sisyphus smiled. "Keep it up, Senior! Half of the Sanctuary's future rests on your shoulders."
In a flash, I fainted.
The main selling point is that I can't come up with names. The ending will absolutely be happy. As for everything in between... I'll figure that out when we get there!
Content warning: No CP, but I can't quite get the tone right, so it might be... a little Platonic?
Airdrop warning: Since the characters are original, there are lots of author-created details, but hopefully not too many...?
Updates: Once a week... maybe?
Theme: Determinism versus free will
Very nice! Please update!!