[A seemingly unscrupulous but actually pitiful immortal receiving × an honest, loyal, illiterate divine dragon gong who adores his partner]
"There is a divine dragon on the Southern Cliff: strong-bodied, flirtatious by nature, fond of beauty, and full of desire."
With nowhere else to turn, Ji Aqing resolutely set out to seduce one.
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Ji Aqing had expected his fate to be uncertain and had prepared to be mistreated. But when he saw the hot spring the divine dragon had specially carved out for him, the golden sand spread across the floor, and the spirit stones decorating the cave walls, he fell into thought.
The medicinal cauldron the divine dragon had taken outside to light was still steaming, and the fish soup he'd made smelled delicious.
The "premium painting-array paper" that the Qianji Pavilion auctioned off for a fortune, with only one sheet available, now had a huge smiling face drawn on it by the divine dragon. Beside it, crooked writing read, "Baby, dont be mad, I'll be back soon."
Ji Aqing rubbed his aching lower back. Was seducing a divine dragon really so difficult?
[Bonus Scene]
Ji Aqing worried that the divine dragon he'd chosen might not be up to the task. His back ached day and night, and it hadn't done much to improve his cultivation.
He was thinking of finding a new target when the divine dragon's rut finally came, and he watched as the other man suddenly grew an extra one.
Ji Aqing: "..."
Ji Aqing: "It's too hot! Take it out!!!!"
Cang Ming: "Baby, I'm a fire-element divine dragon. I can't help it..."
Ji Aqing became so absorbed in dual cultivation that he forgot all about the dirty talk Cang Ming had brought up several times.
What about getting pregnant with a little dragon and having a big belly?
What a joke! He'd never heard of a man getting pregnant.
He was absolutely sure of it.
And then...
Ji Aqing: "You can really fucking get pregnant????"
[Reading Guide]
1. Unconventional method! Childbirth!
2. In my version, divine dragons are normal before their rut, and double after it begins.
3. The cover was purchased, not custom-made, and is not exclusive.
Below is a delicious story I really want to write next. Please add it to your pre-release favorites
Title: Who Says a Sweet, Silly Type Can't Become an Immortal?
[Warmhearted, righteous, sunny grassroots shou × a sect's senior brother, tsundere but honest at heart, gong]
Yuan Mu was fifteen when he learned that immortals actually existed.
The disciples of a major sect came to recruit students, but turned him away because they only wanted promising children under fifteen.
With no other choice, Yuan Mu packed his little bundle and took the crooked road in search of immortality and the Dao.
Everyone in Shangzhou knew that an eccentric itinerant cultivator had come to the cultivation world.
As a cultivator with both Wood and Fire spiritual roots, he dared to carry around half a book of random miscellany he'd fished out of a junk stall and practice sword moves using a saber set with Water spirit stones, following a staff-fighting manual.
The ridiculous thing was that he actually mastered it, then broke into the top ten at the annual sect competition.
After standing out at the sect competition, Yuan Mu joined one of Shangzhou's top sects, but turned down the sect leader's offer to take him as a disciple, declaring, "A self-taught genius has no need for a teacher." He tugged on the white beard of the library's great scholar and begged for wine, wore the Immortal-Binding Rope given to him by a reclusive immortal as a belt, and even chased a demonic cultivator for three miles while hitting him with half a brick.
The unbelievable part was that everyone praised and indulged him!
His thoroughly bamboozled junior brothers and sisters: Senior Brother is mighty!
His exasperated senior brothers and sisters: Junior Brother is fearless!
His nearly bald uncles, masters, and grandmasters: Go down the mountain, go on, good disciple!
The other cultivators who stepped into a pit while trying to be friendly: I & $ # @ you, Yuan Mu!
The demonic cultivator who was chased for three miles and reduced to tears: Wait, this isn't how it goes!
Yuan Mu, the instigator, just smiled cheerfully. "...Thank you, everyone!"
The warmhearted young man in red threw the cultivation world into chaos. With a notched, battered saber on his back, he roamed far and wide, accidentally leading a whole group of serious-minded peers astray, and drew his weapon to help whenever he saw someone in trouble.
Though bigwigs from every direction were always grabbing him by the scruff and tossing him out of the battlefield, and the record keepers named him number one on the list of Shangzhou's Top Ten Headache-Inducing Disciples.
His underlings willingly followed and worshipped Yuan Mu, living by his principle: "See injustice? Shout it out! Can't win? Run first!"
The only one who never joined in was Yue Qingyuan, the cultivation world's universally acclaimed senior disciple. He would make sparks fly from his flying sword, and every day was either rescuing Yuan Mu or patching up his disciple uniform.
From the Flood Dragon Cave in the Eastern Sea to the Demonic Realm's Abyss of Life and Death, Yue Qingyuan's sword light was always on the heels of Yuan Mu's reckless figure.
Until one day beneath a peach tree, someone poured out his heart. Watching Yuan Mu filter it all out and then eagerly declare that he wanted to "wipe away every injustice in the world," Yue Qingyuan could only smile helplessly and tie his life-bound sword tassel around Yuan Mu's wrist.
"Go ahead and wipe them away. Just don't shake me off."
[Reading Guide]
1. Reckless, bright-eyed teenage spirit versus mature, steady, reserved tenderness. (Later he discovers being reserved is useless and has to make the first move.)
2. Cultivation, with a tiny bit of an ensemble cast. (Not sure yet; I'm working hard to improve my writing.)
3. A happy tale of a silly little fool who drives his junior brothers and sisters, senior brothers and sisters, uncles, masters, grandmasters, cultivation partner, friends, other cultivators, and enemies up the wall. (Not really.)
Theme: Someone will always love you with the utmost sincerity and loyalty.
I feel so moved when I think about how sometimes I don't know what to comment and hold it back and you still read it.
Finished Spreading Flowers [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] I really like the story of Ah Qing and Silly Dragon. In fact, I came here for the purpose of having a child (my fork that split 2333), but it was still very comfortable to watch along the way. The main plot of the wife is very clear. I originally I thought it would be a big map and I could write a lot hahh, but here it is just right 🤗🤗 A Qing has a lifelong lover, a cute little dragon cub, and everyone in the sect. It is indeed a very good ending [haha big Laugh] [laugh] It's just that the death of my parents and sister is too heavy and makes people feel very sad 😭 😭 Also, I didn't expect my wife to be so considerate and remember the IDs of so many of our readers. I was so touched when I saw Zuo's words, although I'm used to it. I'm lazy, I made a few emoticons in my comments, but I'm so happy to be remembered by my wife 😚 😚 😚 I don't know what I said hhh, I wish my wife that her thoughts are flowing and her writing is full of energy ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
I am also very happy to be remembered by the author. It is an honor for me. Happy[pink heart][pink heart][pink heart][pink heart][pink heart]🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰
The first one is me! Teacher, I love you so much []
I want to read "Who said stupid people can't become immortals" next time. Please collect it. [The passionate and righteous Little Sun Grassroots were attacked by the elder brother of the Immortal Sect for his verbal dissatisfaction and integrity] Toyomi didn't realize that there were immortals in the world until he was fifteen years old. It seemed that the disciples of the sect who were accepting disciples rejected him because they only wanted good young people under the age of fifteen. Toibei had no choice but to carry his little baggage and embark on the crooked path of seeking immortality. Everyone in Shangzhou knew that a little unknown cultivator had come to the world of cultivation. As a monk with dual spiritual roots of wood and fire, he dared to practice swordsmanship moves according to the stick technique with a large sword inlaid with water-type spiritual stones, carrying half of a mess of books found in a junk shop. ——The key is to give him the chance to cultivate it and break into the top ten in the annual sect competition. After Yuanmu stood out in the sect competition, he became a disciple of the top sect in Shangzhou but refused to be accepted by the master. He said that "no one can teach a self-taught person". He dragged the white beard of the library boss to beg for a drink, wore the immortal binding rope given by the hermit god as a belt, and even dared to chase the demon cultivator for three miles with half a brick. ——What's outrageous is that everyone praises and condones him! Junior brothers and sisters who have been deceived: Senior brother is mighty! Brothers and sisters who have trouble to express their feelings: Junior brothers are brave! The uncle, master and master who are about to be bald: Come down the mountain, come down the mountain, good disciple! Friendly exchanges with fellow Taoists who have stepped into the deep pit: I&$#@, you kite! The demon cultivator cried bitterly after being chased for three miles: Isn't this right! As the initiator, Tobiaki smiled cheerfully to himself: "... Thank you everyone!" The passionate and righteous young man in red turned the world of cultivation upside down. He traveled around with a broken knife on his back and accidentally led a group of serious disciples of the same age. He also drew his sword to help when there was an injustice on the road. ——Although he was always picked up by the scruff of the neck and thrown out of the melee circle by various big guys, he was compiled by the recorder into the top of the "Top Ten Worst Disciples of Shangzhou". The younger brothers voluntarily follow and worship Yuanmu, and also adhere to Yuanmu's principles: "When you see an injustice on the road, roar! If you can't beat me, just leave first!" Only Yue Qingyuan, the eldest disciple who is praised by everyone in the world of cultivation, can fly flying swords out of the sparks. Every day, he is either fishing for kites or repairing his disciple's clothes for kites. From the Dragon Cave in the East China Sea to the Demonic Realm of Life and Death, Yue Qingyuan's sword light is always chasing Toyaki's reckless back. Until one day under the peach blossom tree, someone was pouring out his heart. Seeing the kite automatically filtering and his eyes glowing, he proposed "to eradicate all injustices in the world." I had no choice but to smile helplessly and tie the tassel of the natal sword around his wrist, saying: "Just do it, don't shake me off." Food Guide ① Silly and stupid, youthful spirit VS mature, reserved and gentle (later I found that being reserved is useless and I can only go up to A) ②Cultivation, Weiwei group portrait (not sure, try to improve writing skills) ③Happy teenage things, cheating junior brothers, sisters, brothers, sisters, uncles, masters, ancestors, Taoists, Taoists, non-Taoist friends, and little fools of enemies (bushi)
Finished spreading flowers ~ [spreading flowers] A cute article. Hehehe. When I first read it, I was worried that it might be cruel, but later I realized that I was overthinking it. Hahaha, it's so good! [Glasses] Thank you for your text~ I wish the young couple a happy and long-lasting relationship! [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy]
My brother-in-law and sister are actually a girl A and a boy O. Brother-in-law is lucky.
It's great. Everyone is happy and happy. No one is missing.
Finished spreading flowers! Like it very much!
Good-looking, good-looking 🤩 🤩 Modo Modo