Serious Version
This is an era where magic and cultivation coexist with supernatural powers and technology.
Supernatural powers and technology are advancing, while magic and cultivation are rapidly declining.
Some people are bound to refuse to accept that. So, just as I did, divide the eras and kill everyone who intends to hold you back.
“You failed.”
“I succeeded, too.”
“A lot of people will die.”
“I don't care. After he died, neither did you.”
“I still have companions.”
“Cursed ties, lone stars, traitors? Which one of them will survive?”
Poor soul rescued from an experiment, use the last warmth within you to burn the world to ashes.
Silly Version
“Why haven't you triggered your power-up mechanism yet?!”
“I told you to stop reading so many novels!”
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“If your name is Sinan, does that mean you have a great sense of direction?”
“No. Sinan is actually a hopelessly directionless idiot.”
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“Huh? So with you two on the same team, your bad luck is doubled?”
“I think if there are enough people, they can kick me off the unlucky team.”
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“There's been a lot going on lately. What would you do if your family betrayed you?”
“First of all, that's impossible. Second, shut your mouth. Everything you say is bad luck.”
There are supernatural powers and magic in this story, too. I could only choose one category, so I picked xianxia, since it makes up the larger share.
Theme: The changing of the times is inevitable. Why cling to the past?