My Archrival Has a Kid

At a cultivation academy, there was a pair of famous archenemies. One was a human cultivation prodigy, a young ancestor of the sect. The other was the demon clan's beloved little Chaos creature.

They'd disliked each other since childhood and couldn't stand to be in the same room.

Then one day, they started telling everyone they met, "Wen Wu and I have a child with Jiang Yuguan," or "Jiang Yuguan and I have a child with Wen Wu."

Wen Wu and Jiang Yuguan accidentally wandered into a strange secret realm. The realm spirit appeared and announced that there was a mysterious treasure, but there was a condition.

#For three days, tell everyone you meet that you have a child with the other person.#

After the two of them completed the difficult task and returned, they prepared a small wooden basin and soft towels as the mirror spirit had instructed, then waited in rare harmony for the mysterious treasure.

A dazzling flash of light passed, and a naked human baby appeared on the towel. A real one, that cried loudly, and was biologically theirs according to a paternity test.

The two of them: "..."

*

A modern science class on dual cultivation.

The final lesson's theme was to inspire the prodigies' anticipation of new life.

How? By using a new life.

Wen Wu and Jiang Yuguan, who already had a baby: "..."

The moment the several-month-old baby appeared, the whole classroom transformed into a nest of baby-talkers. The room erupted in noise, with everyone talking over one another.

Tu Tu's eyes grew wide with fright. She raised one chubby little hand

and locked everyone in.

Unable to stop her in time, the archenemies exchanged a knowing glance, then turned away in unison and kept their distance.

Jiang Yuguan: "Control your kid."

Wen Wu: "No, he's your kid."

*

1.

The baby was playing and wouldn't eat, so Wen Wu took away the bowl.

After finishing a minor cultivation cycle, she noticed the baby was completely silent and hurried off to look for him.

The chubby little baby was sitting among a pile of toys, holding a pen in one pudgy hand and drawing a circle. A bowl of rice appeared on the floor.

The baby had abandoned his pen for the food!

Wen Wu's eyes shook: You can't eat that!

...Wait, when did you cultivate your own magic weapon?

2.

The baby's talent was off the charts. He could interrupt anyone's energy circulation just by reaching out.

After his recent breakthrough, Jiang Yuguan could only sleep to replenish his spirit. He rummaged around in his Qiankun bag, tossed the baby an old, messy picture book to play with, and went to bed.

When he woke up, Jiang Yuguan found himself surrounded by green and silver, with long-extinct spiritual plants restored everywhere.

The baby was lying on the drawing paper, kicking his feet. "Pre...tty!"

The entire cultivation world was shaken. The famous Jiang family was forced to move.

After the exhausting experience of raising a baby, the archenemies became the people who understood each other best!

Theme: Carry on the profound and extensive traditions of our culture.