The Mad Dog Has Its Eye on Me Again [Quick Transmigration]

60% anti-piracy protection [Use caution before buying the complete quick transmigration novel. If it’s not for you, cut your losses in time.] Blurb: Beautiful, charming heroine X all kinds of crazed, obsessive, pathological men Ji Xiangnong was transferred from the “Calamity and Seduction” team to the “Keep You Safe” team, commonly known as the retirement home. She’d heard that the Keep You Safe team’s missions were very simple: all she had to do was take the original host’s place and live a good life. After receiving her mission, Ji Xiangnong, who’d already been looking forward to retirement, realized she’d been too optimistic. System: Greetings, respected mission-taker. You are going to be killed. Maintain the original host’s persona, fully immerse yourself in the mission, and achieve a happy ending. So “all you have to do is stay alive” means that? ***Mission 1: The Bow-Tie Serial Killer Case*** Warm to everyone but cold inside, slightly scummy dessert-shop beauty X gloomy, world-weary comic artist neighbor with self-destructive tendencies Ji Xiangnong transmigrated into the body of a woman with a people-pleasing personality. She came from a tragic family, was timid by nature, and had an ex-boyfriend who threatened and blackmailed her. A people-pleasing personality? So she likes making people happy, has no sense of boundaries, and doesn’t know how to say no? Ji Xiangnong got it: They wanted her to be a player! A gloomy, obsessive, clingy younger comic artist puppy; a sexy, slender cross-dressing man with a fetish and a nurturing streak; a gloomy female coworker who silently goes insane; an ex-boyfriend who hates her to the bone but won’t stop pursuing her... To complete her mission, stay alive, and escape her predicament, Ji Xiangnong looked down at the serial killer, stroked his head, and said, “Help me, and I’ll love you.” *People-pleaser X flirt who treats everyone like a boyfriend: yes! *The murderer will be punished. Please don’t apply this to real life. ***Mission 2: The Gu*** Kind-hearted heiress stranded in the wilderness X crazed, scheming young man from the Miaojiang region When Ji Xiangnong woke up, she found both her legs broken. Her mind went blank for nearly fifteen minutes. Luckily, a quiet young man bustled about taking care of her. He even personally helped her go to the bathroom. The young man kept a little black snake, which was very docile and adorable. Ji Xiangnong often played with it in her hands, and the snake would always crawl inside her clothes to keep warm. Sometimes, when she gently stroked the little black snake, the young man beside her would turn bright red and tremble all over. When she asked what was wrong, he wouldn’t say. As her legs gradually recovered, the young man grew more and more gloomy. It was only when she said she was leaving that she learned the snake shared all its senses with him. The young man kissed the back of her neck and spoke in a low voice she’d never heard from him before. “I told you, you’re mine. You can’t leave.” ***Mission 3: My Idol Can Only Belong to Me*** Dedicated actress with a face that can make any expression X male costar who can’t break character ***Mission 4: The Perfectionist*** A perfectionist photographer who is lithromantic X aloof, taciturn, sexually reserved blonde male model Reading Guide: 1. This is not a mystery novel [emphasis added!]. The logic is Schrodinger’s. 2. The men are virgins. All kinds of obsessive, troubled men are intensely devoted to the heroine (there will be female characters who like her too; don’t read if that bothers you). 3. A celebration of kinks, dog-training fiction, and kneeling fiction. Male-lead fans, beware. 4. One-to-one pairings in each arc. The characters’ values are not the author’s. Please don’t apply this to real life. (The settings of the different worlds may be changed later.) Theme: Live optimistically