Ji Xun, a popular game anchor, was maliciously promoted by an anchor from the same company to promote his CP. Overnight, he became an "affectionate licker" who "chases the flower of love on the high mountain".
After repeated clarifications to no avail, Ji Xun couldn't hold it in any longer and issued a live broadcast announcement, threatening to sign up in the live broadcast room through a lottery and randomly pick up individuals to fall in love with online.
That night, a lucky person with the ID of Ling Yeye was drawn and said: "You are a good licking dog, I am a Samoyed."
Ji Xun:? ? ?
Fans: You are a black fan, get out of the Xunshen live broadcast room.
Amid the doubts and abuses from fans, Ling Yeye bought dozens of the most expensive gifts, all the way to the top of the list: "Dear Mr. Dog Licking, I am very happy to date you online. This is a meeting gift. I hope you like it."
Ji Xun:......
Fans: Together! Xunshenyeye is a perfect match!
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Lingye is a mature Samoyed. He gets scolded every day in the game. He is a bad guy and loves to play. In order to learn skills, he entered Ji Xun's live broadcast room.
On the screen, Ji Xun was wearing a mask, only showing a pair of beautiful eyes. Ling Ye remembered this anchor. These days, there were rumors all over the Internet that he was a licker.
A Samoyed is a dog, and a licking dog is also a dog. He is a Samoyed that has become a spirit, so Ji Xun is a licking dog that has become a spirit.
They are the same kind!
Coming to this conclusion, Ling Ye decisively signed up for the activity of finding an online dating partner by lottery, hoping to find a boyfriend who is a licking dog.
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Later, Ji Xun would live broadcast every day and play games with his online dating partner Lianmai, and interact with each other to spread sweets. No one mentioned his dark history of "licking dogs" again, and everyone held high the banner of "Xunye" CP.
Ji Xun also gradually fell in love and invited Ling Ye to his home to have sex offline on his birthday to celebrate his birthday together.
At night, drunkenly, Lingye threw Ji Xun on the sofa and suddenly turned into a Samoyed: "Can you turn into a licking dog? I want to cling to your tail."
Ji Xun held the other person's furry dog head in disbelief: "Do you think I'm going to lick the dog?"
(Screenshot saved on 2023.8.16)
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[The grumpy game anchor is attacked by VS a sunny, cheerful and cute big dog]
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PS:
1. There are too many private devices, so don't benchmark them against reality.
2. A "I thought he was a human, he thought I was a dog" cookie.
3. A small theater will randomly drop from Zuihua.
Purpose: You need to be cautious about online dating.
