Humanoid weapon doll gong X formidable agent shou
Guan Zhiyou X Chi Hua
[The fantastic adventure of a sweet, life-sized doll and a fierce, unflappable man]
Chi Hua, an outstanding graduate of the special reconnaissance program at C Nation's military academy, finally infiltrated his target's room after two weeks of stakeout overseas.
But the seemingly foolproof plan went awry.
A young man's voice came from inside the wardrobe. "Hello. Sorry to bother you, but could you carry me outside so I can get some sunshine?"
Chi Hua had to choose between shooting him on the spot or carrying him downstairs and shooting him there. He chose to take a look first, then shoot him.
He took another look. And then one more.
This wasn't a real person. It was a lifelike model that could talk.
Even the eyelashes on the doll's exquisite face were individually detailed. Once he was carried out into the sunlight, the doll sighed in relief.
"Thank you so much. I just found out I'm solar-powered."
Chi Hua decided this thing was no ordinary object. He should take it back for the organization to inspect before deciding whether to shoot it.
B Nation was in the throes of a riot. Some half-blind idiot's bomb came down and, wouldn't you know it, blew his temporary weapons depot to smithereens.
At this life-or-death moment, the 190-centimeter, 45-kilogram, rubber-skinned hunk with a sweet dimpled smile shyly asked, "Would you like to see my [censored]?"
Chi Hua: "?"
What kind of pervert would choose this moment and this method to get himself killed?
Guan Zhiyou raised his wrist. His five fingers transformed into the barrels of a rotary machine gun, and he mowed down the pursuing enemies with a burst of fire.
Calmly, Chi Hua put his hand into the "secret area" of someone of the same sex, which he had once believed he would never touch in his life besides his own.
He pulled out a grenade.
So he had no choice but to carry this 190-centimeter, delicate beauty with a battery life worse than his five-year-old iPhone, a genuine [XX hidden landmine], on a perilous mission.
Theme: Don't judge by appearances
