[Coming Soon: "He Always Pretends He Can't Hear"; blurb at the very end. Completed novel: "What Happened After My Cross-Dressing Livestream Went Wrong"]
Blurb:
A shameless flirt who never gets a clue x a guy who talks himself into romance anytime, anywhere
Not long after the start of freshman year, He Cheng met a gorgeous art student. The guy was taller than him, and his face was a hundred times prettier.
The beauty also had a pair of hands like works of art, which haunted He Cheng day and night.
When it came to how he met the beauty, He Cheng wanted to die just a tiny bit. At the freshman welcome cup, his team lost, and his damned tendency to burst into tears kicked in before he could stop it.
In a panic, He Cheng hid in the art building's restroom and cried. Li Zhuo happened to catch him. Rather than looking down on him, Li Zhuo gave him a tissue to wipe his tears. Right then, He Cheng thought that after eighteen years of suffering, Heaven had finally opened its eyes and sent him an angel.
After that, He Cheng and Li Zhuo gradually grew closer. Li Zhuo would occasionally come watch him play basketball and eat with him.
His roommates were always teasing him about Li Zhuo, but He Cheng didn't get mad. He and Li Zhuo were just friends in the purest sense, comrades in arms.
Li Zhuo knew that He Cheng had a tendency to cry uncontrollably, and He Cheng had also happened to learn Li Zhuo's little secret: he wasn't very capable in that department.
Since Li Zhuo said he felt a little something when he was with He Cheng, He Cheng often sneaked into Li Zhuo's dorm to sleep with him, all in the name of being willing to brave fire and water for a friend.
But as time went on, things started to feel a little off. One day, the delicate, soft-bodied beauty got drunk, pinned He Cheng against the wall, and kissed him forcefully.
He Cheng was stunned. He Cheng was in turmoil. He Cheng stood there like a fool. But He Cheng didn't push the beauty away. In the end, Li Zhuo kissed him until he could barely stand, and he collapsed helplessly into the beauty's arms, utterly disheveled.
He Cheng: This is unbelievable. The beauty is so strong, and such a good kisser!
The beauty's slender fingers gently stroked his face. Breathing hotly by his ear, he murmured, "Baby, you're so cute, so pretty. Will you go out with me?"
He Cheng: "????" Something about this didn't seem right. Even if they were dating, shouldn't he be the top? Wasn't the beauty supposed to be not very capable?
He protested in a small voice, "I... I thought I was the top..."
The result was that the beauty flipped him over and over like a pancake, nearly killing him.
Afterward, He Cheng clutched his sore back and glared through gritted teeth at Li Zhuo, who was smiling brightly beside him.
As expected, the more beautiful something is, the more dangerous it is.
Coming Soon
Title: "He Always Pretends He Can't Hear"
Blurb:
A cool, deaf top student x a tsundere, hot-tempered school bully
One sunny afternoon, He Xi suddenly awakened to the truth.
He was a nobody bully in a school story. His domineering, rude personality had offended many people, and in the end his family was ruined and he lost everything.
Especially the male lead, Xia Tuchuan. When He Xi awakened, he had one foot on Xia Tuchuan's face, while Xia's hearing aid lay on the ground.
Crap. Wasn't this just asking for an early grave?
He Xi hurriedly lifted his foot, picked up the hearing aid, and handed it to Xia Tuchuan with both hands. Then he took his lackeys and made a quick getaway.
But Xia Tuchuan was in his class. Because Xia came from a poor family, had transferred in partway through the school year, and was disabled, the other students had always ostracized him.
To avoid his own miserable fate, He Xi decided to suck up to... no, protect Xia Tuchuan and become his friend.
That way, once Xia Tuchuan made something of himself, he might spare He Xi's life for old times' sake.
And so, as if possessed, He Xi started doing all sorts of things to win Xia Tuchuan over, including but not limited to:
Bringing Xia Tuchuan breakfast;
Helping explain things when people misunderstood Xia Tuchuan;
When Xia Tuchuan was short on money, shamelessly asking him for tutoring and then paying him triple the usual fee;
Taking Xia Tuchuan home during the holidays when he had nowhere to go;
Taking care of Xia Tuchuan when he was sick;
Taking Xia Tuchuan to get the best hearing aid, and so on.
Watching Xia Tuchuan grow closer and closer to him, He Xi could practically see his bright future.
Just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Xia Tuchuan started acting especially strange, including but not limited to:
Not letting him go out alone with other people;
Not letting him deliver love letters to Xia on behalf of other girls;
Not letting him leave Xia behind and go off alone;
Not letting him apply to a different university, and insisting they apply to the same one, and so on.
Seeing the feelings practically spilling from Xia Tuchuan's eyes, even slow-on-the-uptake He Xi finally understood.
He started avoiding Xia and running away, but whenever he saw Xia Tuchuan looking at him pitifully, he couldn't help softening.
After the graduation ceremony, Xia Tuchuan suddenly pinned him against a wall. He Xi's mind was in turmoil. "Xia Tuchuan, calm down. You're drunk."
Xia Tuchuan lowered his eyes and gazed at him through a haze, his voice low and seductive. "I'm not drunk."
Then he kissed He Xi directly on the lips. He Xi used every ounce of strength he had to push him away, his face full of terror. "Don't do this. I'm really not interested in you."
Xia Tuchuan casually took off his hearing aid and put it in He Xi's pocket. Pointing at his ear, he shook his head to indicate that he couldn't hear, then kissed He Xi's lips with abandon.
He Xi: "..." It's over. How did things suddenly go off track?
Blurb dated January 23, 2024
Theme: Study hard and keep improving every day.
I got rich by laughing, Cheng Zibao is so self-righteous, hahahahaha
Congratulations on the completion! Love to watch
Finished spreading flowers, nice to see [Rainbow Fart][Rainbow Fart][Rainbow Fart] Congratulations to Cheng and Li Zhuo for their happy marriage.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Waiting for my wife's next book [Come on]
I told you to bully your wife, and you will cry when you bully her [bad laugh]
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Madam, you are so good at [loving eyes] Sihasha
I got rich by laughing, Cheng Zibao is so self-righteous, hahahahaha
Congratulations on the completion! Love to watch
Finished spreading flowers, nice to see [Rainbow Fart][Rainbow Fart][Rainbow Fart] Congratulations to Cheng and Li Zhuo for their happy marriage.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Waiting for my wife's next book [Come on]
I told you to bully your wife, and you will cry when you bully her [bad laugh]
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
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