I Became a God in the Backrooms as a Teletubby

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I realized it was too hard to write, so I got scared... It's on hold for now.

The Backrooms project collapsed, and reality began rapidly caving in toward the Backrooms.

According to rumor, the Backrooms are strange spaces concealed in cracks in reality.

They are filled with mental contamination and crawling with monster entities.

Humans who enter the Backrooms have only two possible fates.

They either get killed by an entity or mutate into a monster of some kind.

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Pei Ba, who had driven his former company into bankruptcy, got stuck in the Backrooms.

After being killed by an entity, he mutated too.

And then he turned into a Teletubby.

Pei Ba: ?

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As a mysterious entity whose only starting skills were broadcasting from his antenna and watching shows on his screen,

Pei Ba struggled to survive among countless bizarre Backrooms and powerful entities.

Loudspeaker Head: Teletubby, you have officially unlocked Backrooms Level BB01: [Teletubbyland]. Would you like to begin building it now?

Out of some kind of occupational habit, Pei Ba decided to try containing some entities in Teletubbyland and feeding them Teletubby custard.

As he kept feeding them,

[Teletubbyland] became the most powerful, most dangerous, god-tier level in the Backrooms, one no one dared enter.

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A devout wanderer: Rumor has it that a land of milk and honey flows there. Any human who goes to seek refuge with the Lord of the Paradise will receive the Lord's protection and welcome... The Lord has bestowed upon us holy water made from His blood and bread made from His flesh...

A monarch-class entity: I don't know! I was just wandering around my own level, minding my business, when a baby scooter suddenly came hurtling at me from the side. It hit me head-on and rammed a whole tub of custard right into my number eight mouth!

A global supernatural organization: ...

A global supernatural organization: We will have no choice but to build our final refuge on Level BB01. This means we will have to ally with humanity's enemy, the "deity" with the largest army in the Backrooms: Te... Te... Te...

A global supernatural organization: ...the Lord of the Paradise.

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The Backrooms | Dreamcore | Rule-based Horror

#There's nothing strange about a baby like me becoming a god

#I rode my scooter and pushed my ball pit balls, and somehow bulldozed my way from Level 0 to Level 9999

#Ding ding top ding~ ding down ding~

*You can follow along even if you don't know about the Backrooms or the GOC, since most of it is the author's own take on the setting [.]

*There are plenty of personal additions; the official setting takes precedence.

Theme: Humanity's bonfire is a bonfire of reason.