"This is a fictional setting and has nothing to do with reality. Please don't apply it to real life."
The male lead was once a vengeful infant spirit. One day, he transmigrated and returned to the insect race.
Thinking he'd become some kind of animal, he resigned himself to lying flat. But then he ran into two guys, Xiwili and Weikete, who were so sick of drinking nutritional supplements they were about to throw up. Thinking the egg was an animal's, they took it home to boil and eat.
Unexpectedly, when they put it in water, the egg's dull gray protective film came off, and a male insect's distress signal came from inside.
Oh no!
Those two unlucky guys both had the same thought...
Back on the insect planet, he was adopted by Xiwili's male parent.
Meanwhile, Xiwili, who had originally wanted to eat him as an egg, was grinning foolishly with all his teeth showing.
Watching them, Weikete couldn't help saying, "Fools really do have all the luck!"
When Yuanbao started school for the first time, Xiwili was nervous, worrying that someone might bully him!
But on Yuanbao's very first day, the teacher called and asked them to come to the school!?
On the way there, they imagined all sorts of things. But once they arrived, judging from the teacher's account and what they could see with their own eyes, their little one hadn't suffered at all. It was the other kids who had gotten into trouble.
The male insect children beside their Yuanbao were looking at him obsequiously.
"Boss, want me to get you some water?"
"Boss, are you tired? I'll give you a shoulder massage!"
"Boss..."
The teacher could only laugh awkwardly. "These are the children Yuanbao helped. Looks like they really admire him!"
Hearing this, Xiwili and the others could only nod along. After all, they couldn't exactly pass judgment on their own kid!
In the days that followed, Yuanbao kept showing them a whole other side of male insects...
Note: This story is set in a fictional world and has nothing to do with reality. Please don't apply it to real life.
Theme: Give it room to grow, and the flower will bloom on its own.
Why are so many plots in this article so funny? The author's wife must be a naturally chosen funny woman.
Dear friends, the Year of the Horse is here! I hope you will "take the lead" in your work and KPIs will "succeed immediately", but your fishing skills must also be improved "non-stop". After all, when the boss asks about the progress, we have to learn to fool him like "What's the point? I didn't hear clearly"! 😜🐴
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