The Demon King Becomes a Father to a Tentacle Monster

Yan Kongjin was betrayed by his subordinates in his previous life. When he comes back again, he is determined to go completely crazy! Hypocrite, kill! What a villain, kill him! Disloyal ones, kill! Kill the unjust! Kill kill kill! Even though heaven and earth would not tolerate the abandonment of immortals and demons, he would kill all obstacles in front of him! Then as soon as he opened his eyes, a group of black tentacle monsters got into his stomach, and he opened his mouth with a crisp "Daddy" ~ Yan Kongjin:... What the hell! I'm not your father! Get out of my belly! However, Yan Kongjin tried his best and even committed suicide by caesarean section, but he could not get this thing out of his body, so he had to carry this thing while seeking revenge on his enemies in his previous life. As a result, the enemies discovered that Yan Kongjin would suddenly collapse and roar in his stomach when fighting them: "Eat, eat, eat! I know how to eat all day long! I ate five roast chickens yesterday and I still want to eat them!" "I'm fighting, ancestor! What are you wearing in black? It's so annoying! Wait until I kill him and then I'll take off those clothes and give them to you!" "Shut up! If you cry again, I will disembowel you again and see if you kill me first or I kill you first!" Enemies: ... Is he seriously ill? Forgetting being a father, Yan Kongjin pinched his nose and admitted it, but one day he picked up a seriously injured nemesis on the roadside that he had never dealt with before. When he was considering whether to kill it or not, the tentacle monster in his belly suddenly appeared and plunged into the arms of his nemesis and rubbed it, sweetly calling out "Mother". Just woke up, the ruthless Ling Wushuang, known as the flower of the fairy gate:... The briquette tentacle monster was still excited and shouted to Yan Kongjin: "Dad! I found my mother!" Ling Wushuang raised her hand and touched the tentacle monster, looked at Yan Kongjin with a blank face, and shouted in confusion: "Husband?" Yan Kongjin, who was thinking about how Ling Wushuang died:... Hiss~ Why is it still a bit cool? So the amount of oil bottles carried in his hands changed from one to two. But it wasn't completely without benefits. No matter who he fought with, two figures would always appear around him - one on the left and the other on the right - "Bad guy! Don't hurt my daddy!" "Crazy man! Don't hurt my husband!" Yan Kongjin, who has absolutely no room to develop:... Yeah, pretty good too? —— No one knows that Immortal Lord Ling Wushuang has been secretly in love with Demon Lord Yan Kongjin for more than a thousand years. After Yan Kongjin died, he decided to go crazy and kill everyone who had plotted against Yan Kongjin. Unexpectedly, he lost his memory and realized his deep-seated delusion. But during the period of amnesia, all the stupid things came into his mind. In shame, he turned into an ostrich and ran back to the fairy palace. When I woke up, I only touched the cold bed. Yan Kongjin, who had "battled for three hundred rounds" with Ling Wushuang last night:? ? ? Where is my partner? What about someone as big as me? … That day, the resurrected devil attacked the Immortal Sect and stood leisurely in the clouds, looking carelessly at the vigilant Immortal Sect disciples below. "I am here this time not to fight, but to sue you, Mr. Jing Heng. He lied to me about his body and heart and then abandoned his husband and daughter. He has made me unable to sleep at night. He is truly the most heartless person in the world!" A little girl with buns and a pink skirt poked her head out from behind him and shouted with tears in her eyes: "Mother, I miss you so much..." Yan Kongjin touched her head: Good girl, cry louder! I'll go back and buy you roasted chicken! Little tentacle monster: suck! OK! Ling Wushuang, who is always paying attention: blushing until she explodes on the spot. Jpg [I thought I would be evil and arrogant, but I didn't expect that the grumpy man who became a father will be attacked by the devil] × [When you are awake, you are ruthless, but when you are confused, you are so naive that you can easily deceive the immortals by saying whatever you believe.] Yan Kongjin × Ling (ling) Wushuang ps: Gong is a really ruthless person, and he who says he has a caesarean section is really a caesarean section. It should be classified as a "family of three" funny cross talk. Copywriting and memes have been archived with 24.01.21 Intention: Do happy things with the people you like