Gin's One True Love Must Be a Catgirl

Gin loves catching mice.

So do I.

Gin loves playing with mice.

So do I.

Everyone knows that Gin rules the Organization with an iron fist and does whatever he wants.

But every time, he lets me kill the beloved mice he can't quite finish off himself.

How could that not be love?

I knew it all along:

I must be Gin's one true love!

Today, too, I'm the catgirl Big Bro likes. :-D

The trembling mice below:

The mouse who drank Scotch: Sure, sure, so that's how we're playing it. :)

The mouse who drank Rye: Sure, sure, so that's how we're playing it. :)

The mouse who drank Bourbon: Sure, sure, we said the Organization was our lover, and now you're changing your mind? :)

The mouse who drank Kir: Hey, you lovebirds, could you please keep your bedroom games between yourselves and leave us out of it? :)

The little silver mouse who never grows up: You're getting ridiculous, friends. How come they're big rats and I'm a little mouse? Who are you looking down on? "throws a fit"

Me, going all out with the taunts: I look down on you because whenever something happens, you can only protect your girlfriend's shins. :-D

Everyday pure romance with Big Bro

Me: "Honey, kisses and smooches! Look, I caught you another mouse! I'm so good! Praise me!"

Gin, giving me a cold look and drawing his gun. Hunting time!

Then he sees his wife holding an actual mouse, gazing up at him with huge cat eyes, waiting for praise, all innocent and adorable (stupid), even pouting as she waits.

A few grayish-white hairs from some unidentified creature are stuck to her lips.

Gin: "..."

He can't kiss her.

Not even a little.

"Throw the mouse away! Wash your mouth! Get in bed! Go to sleep!"

Huh? Huhhh?

Me: I knew my husband's love for me was far beyond what those stinking mice could ever match! Yeah! :-D

Before you read:

1. The female lead is pure evil. Not a nightmare about being pure evil. :-D

2. The female lead is a nonhuman experimental subject. A real catgirl. If you ask why, it's science. ;-)

3. It's pure romance with Big Bro, as pure as it gets. The whole liquor distillery is a witness!

4. No redemption, no saving anyone. Whether they survive depends on how black their hearts are.

5. It's a short story. Written purely to indulge my own tastes.

Theme: Protecting animals is everyone's responsibility