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Su Qingtang transmigrates into a male-oriented feel-good period drama she once complained about. To avoid becoming the male lead's ill-fated first wife, she immediately takes in the brigade's universally acknowledged idiot as her live-in husband.
The idiot is incredibly strong and does whatever she says. Once cleaned up, he turns out to be an unbelievably handsome man. Everyone envies her for having landed such a catch.
Only, sometimes Su Qingtang sees a tender, motherly look in his eyes. The strange word that comes to mind is: male mom.
When someone steals her idiot husband's job, he is assigned to a recycling depot as a scrap administrator. Before Su Qingtang can even feel sorry for him, he turns junk into treasure, modifying machines, streamlining waste sorting, setting up conveyor belts for trash, and thriving at the depot.
Su Qingtang: ?
If someone like him is an idiot, what does that make her?
She had planned to live quietly, but more and more strange big shots keep showing up around her. Wait, how did her idiot husband go from collecting scrap to becoming a scientist?!
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Xie Boming dies alongside the Insect Queen. When he wakes up, he has become the idiot everyone knows. To avoid revealing his identity, he has hidden his true abilities for years, doing his best to play the fool. Then one day, a young woman shows up with two packets of brown sugar and says she wants to marry him and take him home.
Since regaining a long-lost pocket dimension, strange packaged things he has never seen before keep appearing inside it out of nowhere. Xie Boming studies the little pink dolphin in his hand, thinking of taking it apart to examine its motor. Even more exciting, he finds a few books, until one with a chilling title catches his eye: A Hundred Ways for Scumbags to Die.
Meanwhile, Su Qingtang is so mad she could puff up like a pufferfish. Whose pocket dimension gets robbed like this?!
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Bonus scene:
On market day, they have to ride a bullock cart to the county town. The journey is so bumpy that Su Qingtang can barely stand it.
Xie Boming takes Su Qingtang to rummage through a garbage heap, sifting through a pile of scrap metal.
A neighbor watches and sighs. "Things have gotten so bad you have to pick through trash. Poor things..."
A month later, Su Qingtang rides a women's bicycle unavailable anywhere on the market, drawing everyone's attention. A few months after that, she drives a modified electric three-wheeler into town with a load of local produce, puttering along the way!
The villagers: !!!
The very next day, men and women of all ages from the brigade grab their sacks and rush to the garbage heap to pick! through! scrap!
1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced and devoted only to each other. No angst, just feel-good fun.
2. The heroine is a sweet, naive girl. The hero is a super considerate male mom.
3. A period-drama version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
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The Spoiled Wife of a Down-and-Out Young Master in the 1970s
Qian Xiaoman has a dream.
In it, she uses the fact that she rescued Xu Bainian from drowning to force him to marry her. After the wedding, she makes trouble every day, looks down on his family background, and resents his lack of prospects. She makes life miserable for Xu Bainian, his elderly parents, and the handsome, aloof man himself.
Later, the Xu family is cleared of their charges and returns to the city. Xu Bainian becomes a renowned professor of medicine and marries his well-matched childhood sweetheart, living a life of endless success.
And she becomes a newly hired maid in the Xu household. Her ex-husband's glamorous image on television is a stark contrast to her own miserable state.
Qian Xiaoman wakes with a start, still shaken by the dream.
Everyone says Xu Bainian's family background is bad. His parents are capitalists living overseas, and his grandparents are highly educated intellectuals. Marrying him means an uncertain future.
But Qian Xiaoman has only one goal: cling to Xu Bainian's golden thigh, be his pampered little wife, and wait to coast her way back to the city and a good life!
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When the notice clearing the Xu family and the news that the college entrance exams will resume arrive together, Qian Xiaoman panics. She prepares for a divorce ahead of time, since he knows full well that she married him out of gratitude for saving his life.
But when the man with a brilliant future learns that she is thinking of divorce, he keeps her in bed for days, then pinches her cheek fiercely. "Qian Xiaoman, you were the one who chased after me and insisted on marrying me. You can forget about divorcing me in this lifetime."
He married her out of a sense of responsibility. But without realizing when it happened, this lively, resilient young woman became the warmest light in his bleak years, illuminating his dark path and teaching him how to love.
[Reading Guide]
1. Both leads are sexually inexperienced and devoted only to each other. They marry first and fall in love later.
2. A scheming, spoiled country girl x a cool, handsome, tragic medical student
3. The heroine has prophetic dreams, and both leads are natives of the setting.
4. The heroine's initial motives are impure, but she eventually falls in love and grows as a person. The hero goes from cold to completely smitten, wins himself over, and becomes fiercely protective of his wife.
Here's another upcoming story. Please add it to your collection! Wearing 1980s Fashion with My Crush
Zhou Yao is written into a period novel by her stepsister as a vicious cannon-fodder character who constantly opposes the protagonists. The story is even made into a short drama, turning her into a joke among her friends and relatives.
Furious, Zhou Yao steals her stepsister's dream guy, Xu Siyuan, a prominent figure at one of the country's top universities. He comes from a remote mountain village, got a perfect score on the college entrance exam, and accidentally became famous after appearing in a passerby's video. The university's official account gained millions of followers as a result.
Just before graduation, Zhou Yao invites Xu Siyuan to her house. In truth, she wants to dump him and get back at her stepsister. But when her stepsister sees Zhou Yao bring Xu Siyuan home, she deliberately starts a fire, trying to burn her to death.
At the last moment before losing consciousness, Zhou Yao sees Xu Siyuan break down the door and rush into the sea of flames without hesitation.
When she wakes again, Zhou Yao has transmigrated into the period novel her stepsister wrote, becoming the cannon-fodder character with the same name. Worse still, Xu Siyuan has transmigrated with her. The two become the village's infamous troublemaking couple and inherit the original couple's three hungry, crying children...
Content warning: Both leads are devoted only to each other, in body and mind. It is assumed that transmigration replaces their original bodies. The children are the biological children of the original couple, and the leads take them in. They won't have children of their own.
Theme: Don't give in to fate, even when you're in a difficult situation.
I remember that when making a movie, it was a task to contact the local government and be accompanied by government staff to coordinate and handle conflicts or crises between the crew and the local area. Otherwise, he would lead a group of young and beautiful girls to a remote area without protection. Is this director being careless?
There have been no comments about this book, and I am too embarrassed to speak, but today I just can't help but complain. Author, do you still remember that you were writing the chronicle? The seventies! Before the reform and opening up, there were gangsters wearing bell-bottom pants in front of us? In this chapter, the photos you just took can be viewed through the camera. Is it a digital camera? Did China have digital cameras in the 1970s?
"With my messy hair..." This really bugged the author~ Didn't he just shave off the [dog's head] on the spot?
Every time before I get sick, I have a dull headache and I don't have enough energy.
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Woohoo, totally not enough
Come on, come on, it looks good, the author will update soon
I remember that when making a movie, it was a task to contact the local government and be accompanied by government staff to coordinate and handle conflicts or crises between the crew and the local area. Otherwise, he would lead a group of young and beautiful girls to a remote area without protection. Is this director being careless?
There have been no comments about this book, and I am too embarrassed to speak, but today I just can't help but complain. Author, do you still remember that you were writing the chronicle? The seventies! Before the reform and opening up, there were gangsters wearing bell-bottom pants in front of us? In this chapter, the photos you just took can be viewed through the camera. Is it a digital camera? Did China have digital cameras in the 1970s?
"With my messy hair..." This really bugged the author~ Didn't he just shave off the [dog's head] on the spot?
Every time before I get sick, I have a dull headache and I don't have enough energy.
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Woohoo, totally not enough
Come on, come on, it looks good, the author will update soon