P.S. I'm revising as I go, and I will finish this. I deeply regret putting Aier in the Detective Conan world, but... since he's already there, I'll do my best to give Aier a proper ending (wipes away tears). 73, I hate you.
Aier had finally made it through the college entrance exam in his previous life. Before he could enjoy the wonderful college years ahead, he was hit by a truck and reincarnated in the Detective Conan world. He had this to say: Could things possibly get any worse?
Some unscrupulous author: Oh, absolutely, buddy!
Good news: He's still Chinese in this life.
Bad news: At only five years old, he was kidnapped and taken to Japan, then abandoned outside an orphanage.
Even worse news: Since he hasn't watched much Detective Conan, Aier doesn't even know he's "entered the Conan world."
A year later, after finally learning to read a few characters, Aier figures out the way to the Chinese Embassy in Japan and prepares to carry out his plan to go home. But that very day, he's taken away by a group of men in black.
Aier: Japan is way too dangerous! Can somebody do something about it?
Having barely watched Detective Conan in his previous life, Aier has only a few vague impressions of it: a little boy with glasses that flash, a girl with incredible physical strength, and an unreliable-looking middle-aged man. So he doesn't know the men in black who grabbed him are members of the Organization. He just assumes he's about to be forced to join a criminal gang.
Due to a series of circumstances, he nearly gets taken to a laboratory, but Vermouth kindly intervenes.
Aier, overcome with gratitude: Big sis, you're such a nice person.
Years later, after being worked into an evil adult by the liquor factory, Aier finally gets an excuse to take on a side job: teaching music at an elementary school.
(When he first starts) Aier: Woohoo! I finally don't have to spend every day dealing with those eight-hundred-schemes-to-their-name types and my coworkers who casually kill people. Kids are so adorable!
(After teaching Class 1-B) Aier: I celebrated too soon. (My ears! My ears!)
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Conan: Hey, Haibara, I feel like there's something suspicious about that music teacher. Can you sense those guys' presence on him?
Ai-chan, with an indifferent look: Don't worry, I can't sense anything. (How did that idiot not recognize me?)
Aier: Huh, I feel like I've seen this brown-haired girl before. (Rubs chin)
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Even at the liquor factory, plenty of people love gossip. The most widely circulated rumors all center on the Organization's codename members: Rum's "three faces," the things between Gin and Vermouth, and the mysterious intelligence division member who's rarely seen but rumored to be very close to Vermouth... They supposedly have colorful hair?
Aier: (sneeze.gif) Who's talking about me behind my back!
P.S.:
★ Contains lots of original settings and OOC. Read with caution, qvq.
★ The author has never studied music, so please go easy on me, professionals. (Humbly)
★ Happy ending, because I can't bear to hurt my baby. (Aier: You'd better mean it.)
★ No CP (important)! The protagonist is a block of wood, with no romance. (Coldly) You might as well believe he can fall in love as believe I'm Qin Shi Huang.
★ Only canon couples exist in this novel. All other relationships are platonic.
★ I'll add more if I think of anything.
Theme: People go to work to slack off
Tui Tui and my friend @'s whole article [] has not been published yet (go and urge her to update it!) [Comprehensive] Handsome and beautiful OC can't stop crazy fangirls The title of the novel says it all 🐶 hehehe