Jiang Pengpeng's dream is to pass the examination and become an ordinary salted fish from now on.
However, after taking the exam several times, I failed to pass the exam. With the persuasion of my friends, I decided not to sit back and teach in a private school while continuing to take the exam.
But was there something wrong with the class the school asked him to teach?
Scene 1
When someone reported that students in his class were fighting, Teacher Jiang pulled them over and asked seriously: Why did you hit him?
Student A smiled innocently: "I saw that the evil spirit had entered his body, and I wanted to help him take a picture."
Teacher Jiang:? ? ?
Scene 2
One day, when Teacher Jiang was working on the lesson plan until early in the morning, he turned around and saw a familiar face on the window.
Student B kindly persuaded: "Teacher, if you go to bed late, you will get acne——"
Teacher Jiang:? ? ? ?
Isn't this the third floor? How did you get up here!
Scene three
On the weekend, when Teacher Jiang finally had time to go shopping and enjoy life, he turned around and found that he was alone in the busy streets.
There was a gloomy ghost atmosphere all around, as if there were endless evil ghosts howling in the dark, and in the next second they stretched out their hands towards Teacher Jiang——
"Hey! Teacher, would you like some? It's delicious!"
Teacher Jiang turned around suddenly, only to see his familiar classmate C gnawing something, with a jumping leg in the corner of his mouth.
Teacher Jiang went crazy: "Don't eat weird things!!"
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However, this is not the point. The point is that when he looked at the average score of only 50 and asked them why they didn't study hard, the students answered him in unison:
"Because we are saving the world!"
Teacher Jiang looked at the students in front of him——
The sports committee member, who is two meters tall and whose arms are thicker than his thighs, comes to the office every day to ask for leave, ranging from colds to hemorrhoids, and the leave notes he gets can go around the playground.
The history class representative with twin tails talks to himself in the corner every day. Today he will tell his fortune, and tomorrow he will give him a fortune telling. His favorite hobby is to skip class and go under the overpass to tell people's fortunes;
There were only a few Chinese class representatives who looked like normal people. They carried a schoolbag that was taller than others every day. One day, a sharp hatchet fell out of it...
Teacher Jiang is very tired, even more tired than pretending to be a human being.
Is there anyone normal in this class?
Purpose: Teaching and educating people
