Aesop was kicked out of the house by his father because he was addicted to squatting at home. He looked at his shriveled wallet and started looking for a job helplessly.
He worked three jobs, but the boss he met was insane.
The first boss would only smile arrogantly every day. He would stay up late at night and stand at the door talking to you about philosophy.
The second boss tilts his mouth every day and is either fighting or on the way to fight.
The third boss went even further. Not only did he not pay his salary every day, he even had no holidays for 365 days a year!
Aesop endured it again and again, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran away with the bucket.
I heard that the enemy of the three bosses not only had high wages and good treatment, but also had security guards who had two days off every week without any worries. They also had beer and barbecue after get off work. Aesop decisively took his resume and quickly defected.
But when he successfully joined the job, he found that not only was the job not as easy as he imagined, but there were also a group of people around him who couldn't explain anything.
Those nonsense words that he used to deliberately tell to establish his character when he was a villain made him go on the road to beauty, strength and misery, and any ordinary words would be misinterpreted as pretending to be strong and forbearing.
Everyone thought he was a poor man whose mother died young and his father was violent. He had a miserable childhood. He was forced to join the villain camp for the sake of his dead friends. He finally came to his senses and helped them atone for their sins under the persuasion of his resurrected friends.
However in reality.
Aesop: That is to say, is there a possibility that my race can reproduce as a single person? I came out to wander because I was kicked out for nibbling on the old, I joined the villain just to work, and that friend... Is my cat! ! !
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Li San traveled back in time to a StarCraft article he had read. In order to survive, he decisively embraced the protagonist. He was responsible for recruiting subordinates for the protagonist every day. His life was so comfortable.
Until this day.
"Hello, I'm here to apply." Aesop sat upright, placing his hands on his knees in an extremely obedient manner.
Li San's hand holding his resume trembled slightly.
Grass! Can anyone tell me why the second in command of the villain and the big boss at the end of this article came to my interview for an interview! !
He looked down at the job application.
There are two big characters written on it——
Security.
Li San:?
When I type a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem.
Note:
The main theme of the Meiqiang miserable disorientation stream is to watch the protagonist bullshit in the early stage, and it is fun, but in the later stage, you will be filled with despair when you are brainwashed (XD)
In the eyes of the supporting characters, she is beautiful but strong, but in fact the protagonist is just a working man who wants to fish every day. He has maximum strength but likes to pretend to be weak.
Aesop's motto in life: Going to work without taking advantage of others is like going to the toilet without a mobile phone! Did you know that if you show too much power, you will be squeezed by your boss?
Intention: Say no to big cakes and be down-to-earth
