Uncle God of War Marries Queen Xiaoman

Ling Lie, the king of Beining, was brave and invincible in battle. Unfortunately, he lost his legs in the battle with Beirong. The little emperor and the treacherous ministers both felt that even if someone like the emperor's uncle was dead, it would be a problem, so they unanimously decided to send him to get married. It is said that the new Little Barbarian King has dark skin, green eyes, is fierce and cruel, and can kill an elephant with one punch. Everyone thought that the emperor's uncle would die if he married her, and the emperor's uncle thought so too. As a result, when the hijab was lifted, the blond and blue-eyed Little Man King turned red all over when he looked at him. * Wu Yutianfeng, the little barbarian king, had heard that the people of the Central Plains were fair and beautiful since he was a child, so he decided to ride an elephant to find one, and if he couldn't, he would snatch it. It was a pity that the Han people in the Central Plains were so easy to beat that he didn't even use any force, so they sent him a lot of land, cattle and sheep. He doesn't want land or cattle or sheep, he just wants a wife, a beautiful and fair wife. The defeated general in Zhongyuan had no choice but to send King Beining to him. The Little Man King had heard that King Beining was particularly good at fighting. He was older than him, lame and ferocious. The Xiaoman King felt aggrieved and asked his military advisor to accompany him north. He wanted to take a sneak peek first, but if he failed, he would break off the engagement and continue fighting. It happened that the inn was flooded, and in the light of the sky, the little barbarian king saw Ling Lie, who was more beautiful than the most beautiful bird in his barbarian tribe—— "He's so good-looking!" The Little Man King is determined not to break off the engagement. He wants to marry his beautiful brother home, give him the best house, and take him to see his Ah Bao, Ah Hu and Ah Xiang. He wants to take him to get more sunshine, eat the best mushrooms, the reddest fruits, and see the most beautiful flowers! He also wants to learn the most difficult and difficult Han Chinese Mandarin in the world for his beautiful brother! ! It's a pity that when they first got married, they didn't understand each other, so Wu Yutianfeng's daily efforts were in vain: Little Man King: Miao Xinjiang Red Rice Shows Your Heart! Ling Lie: ... Does this mean you want me to die? Xiaomanwang wrote poems: one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, seven pieces, eight pieces, more than ten pieces. Ling Lie: ... Do you mean to chop me up? Little Man King sings a folk song: Hello, good brother~ Come to my house at night~ There is good wine here~ Ling Lie: ... He actually calls himself A-mei like this? ! Later, the emperor's uncle first learned the Miao dialect, and the first sentence he understood was that the little Man King was carrying him on his back, squatting on the ground and whispering: "Brother is so kind, I really like him!" Ling Lie looked at the little barbarian king with blond hair and blue eyes, who smiled like a little sun, and finally couldn't help but laugh. * Later, the Xiaoman King sent his troops northward and drove straight into the capital. He shouted to the little emperor in the most standard Mandarin that he wanted to package up the entire Jin Dynasty and give it to the emperor's uncle as a dowry. Little Emperor:? ? ? ———————————————————————— Ling Lie smiled slightly: Dowry? The little Man King blushed: ... The betrothal gift is also accepted. ———————————— *Cover production: Qingmao Tuan Xiaoman Wang took his uncle and thanked him vigorously~! Hero Minesweeper 1. Male-to-male marriageable background, dark-skinned hottie Xiaomanwang Gong VS disabled emperor uncle Ares Shou. Great sweet article, actual double arrows, making a career and being sticky at the same time. 2. It is important to learn Mandarin well, and it is even more important to find a military advisor who can speak Mandarin. 3. Don't criticize characters even if you talk nonsense. After all, I am a southwestern cook who can sing folk songs so well QWQ 4. Big eyes @oAEentropo, you know, ogling. Welcome to play. Gif Intention: Do not blindly follow the world with your heart in mind, move forward bravely, and there will be no obstacles in life that you cannot overcome.