※ [This story is set in a fictional world. The survival content is entirely made up, so don't take it seriously!!!]
Liu Yinxi transmigrates into a yuri body-double novel.
She's the female lead's stand-in for her white-moonlight alpha. Kept at the female lead's house, she lazes around, acts spoiled and puts on airs. After the real white moonlight returns, the female lead throws her away. Left to wander the streets, too pampered and lazy to do any kind of work, she eventually falls into debt and turns to sex work, then dies of illness in a cold basement.
Tsk. What a stupid cannon-fodder stand-in.
Liu Yinxi is out of here!
The night before the white moonlight returns, Liu Yinxi breaks up with her of her own accord.
Before transmigrating into the book, Liu Yinxi was a wilderness photographer. To make a living, she signs up for a wilderness survival variety show, where the winner gets a huge cash prize.
Yes, the very same show the female lead and her white moonlight are joining.
Liu Yinxi's survival partner is the award-winning actress Nan Huaixu, hailed as the nation's goddess.
By the little river where they're fetching water, the female lead leans against her white moonlight and apologizes to Liu Yinxi. "Sorry. I never made sure you exercised before. Your omega partner must have a hard time with you."
Liu Yinxi silently leads out the cool, beautiful omega behind her. The moment the female lead sees Nan Huaixu, she shrinks back. "A-Auntie!"
*
Nan Huaixu comes out of retirement to bring attention to her new studio by joining a survival show.
Her partner turns out to be her niece's high-maintenance ex-girlfriend. Awkward.
Liu Yinxi is beautiful, but really rather stu...
The soft, pale alpha wraps a strip of cloth around Nan Huaixu's injured sole, gazing at her with eyes that sparkle like little stars.
Nan Huaixu: She's so adorable.
Everyone who has seen the contestants' introductions knows Liu Yinxi is a pampered, high-maintenance alpha.
Nan Huaixu resigns herself to her bad luck and heads out to look for fruit.
Liu Yinxi returns with a handmade grass basket full of fish. "Have some fish, big sis~"
Nan Huaixu: ???
How is she pampered?
A torrential downpour collapses their grass shelter. Nan Huaixu worries that the wood and stones will crush Liu Yinxi.
The next moment, Liu Yinxi carries her to a cave on higher ground and starts a fire to warm them up.
Nan Huaixu: ???
How is she high-maintenance?
The contestants compete to see which team can find the biggest, prettiest pearl.
Liu Yinxi dives deep and stays underwater a long time to find Nan Huaixu the biggest, roundest sea pearl.
Nan Huaixu doesn't care about this childish competition.
She checks the wounds Liu Yinxi got while diving, and her heart aches.
Nan Huaixu: Could she be in love with me?
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Episode one of the show.
Netizens: [I'm dying. A pampered alpha who lives off her partner actually thinks she can join a survival show!]
The show's final episode.
Netizens: [Liu Yinxi! You're the goddess of the wilderness!]
Day one of the survival challenge.
Female lead: "Please stop clinging to me."
The final day of the survival challenge.
Female lead: "Yinxi, actually, I..."
Nan Huaixu: "Have some manners. Call her Auntie."
#CallYourAuntie'sWifeAuntie
#LoveOnA desertedIsland,ExTurnsIntoAuntie
#LiuYinxiAndNanHuaixuAnnounceTheirWedding
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[Bonus Scene]
A movie about island life, financed by Actress Nan herself.
Starring Liu Yinxi.
A fire burns in the cave. Nan Huaixu asks her fans on livestream, "Want to know how we kept warm in the cave when the cameras weren't rolling?"
The camera turns to Liu Yinxi.
Nan Huaixu opens her outerwear and presses herself against her.
"My Yinxi is still as warm as ever."
Reader's Guide:
1. Wilderness photographer alpha x wealthy-family producer omega
2. Transmigrated into the book, 1v1, happy ending, the alpha has no cheat powers, willow-leaf tea fragrance x sophora-flower fragrance
+++++
Coming Soon: Would You Remarry Me? The Baby Keeps Crying:
Xu Linxia's arranged-marriage wife is an iceberg. Throughout their two years of marriage, Xu Linxia is always the only one making an effort.
Her wife is cold and distant as it is, but she even puts a timer on their pheromone exchanges, not allowing them to go a second over.
From all this, Xu Linxia reaches a conclusion:
Qin Xuran couldn't possibly love her.
Xu Linxia practices in her heart: If you don't love me, then forget it. It's not like I like you that much either. And that poker face of yours really isn't anything special.
Housekeeper: "President Qin, you're home."
Xu Linxia flashes to the entrance and bends to take off Qin Xuran's high heels. "Darling, your ankles have gotten even thinner."
After hundreds of nights lying beside her sleeping wife, Xu Linxia asks herself: Do you have the guts to stop being such a pushover?
At last, one day, Xu Linxia finally stands up for herself.
She brings a lawyer to the CEO's office and flings a divorce agreement in front of President Qin.
"Qin Xuran, let's get divorced."
Being single is amazing.
Xu Linxia no longer has to carry her wife's bags, massage her shoulders, or pick every last piece of tomato skin out of her wife's tomato-and-egg stir-fry.
The idol drama she stars in is such a hit that adorable seven-year-olds and grandmas in their seventies alike rush to buy merch for her.
She's so popular that she wins the entertainment industry's "Most Wanted Date" award for three years in a row.
Her fame keeps climbing, and she can pick any script she wants. Xu Linxia is certain: getting divorced was the right choice.
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Ten months after the divorce, Xu Linxia gets a text from her ex-wife: Would you remarry me?
Xu Linxia reads it and doesn't reply. Then she gets a call from the hospital, where she witnesses the birth of her and Qin Xuran's daughter.
Qin Xuran lies on the postpartum bed, and her usually cold eyes brim with a tenderness Xu Linxia has never seen before. "Would you remarry me?"
Xu Linxia steels herself and refuses.
For the next three years, Qin Xuran never brings up remarrying again. She simply invites Xu Linxia to join the hottest remarriage reality show of the moment.
Xu Linxia: "My schedule's full." Tsk, what a scheming omega.
A soft, squishy little bundle throws herself into Xu Linxia's arms and calls out in a baby voice, "Mooommy~ Let's go have fun on the show together~"
Xu Linxia hugs her daughter tight. "We're going, we're going! We absolutely have to!"
Aaaah, my daughter is the cutest in the whole universe!
The marriage-observation reality show Let's Stay With Our First Spouse, designed to bring more repeat customers to the civil affairs bureau, is streaming live to huge audiences. The ex-wives are all here.
In the lounge, Xu Linxia picks up a broom.
Qin Xuran is quick to notice. "Leave it. I'll do it!"
On the food street, Xu Linxia glances at a candied hawthorn skewer.
Qin Xuran holds it to her mouth. "Xuxu, say ah~"
During a late-night heart-to-heart, one contestant puts on a pained expression. "Even if she stood naked in front of me, I wouldn't feel a thing. All these years, I never knew what an orgasm was."
Xu Linxia thinks of how cold her ex-wife used to be and silently lowers her head.
Qin Xuran proudly declares, "I'm satisfied every time. Xuxu is really good at it."
Xu Linxia: ???
Host: !!!
Audience: !!!
The other ex-wife pairs argue until they're red in the face, while Qin Xuran dotes on Xu Linxia in every possible way.
The other ex-wife pairs make a huge mess of things, while Xu Linxia lives in harmony with her wife and daughter.
[How can a fake divorce qualify them for this show?]
[Xu Linxia, pack up your wife and kid and get out of here, okay?]
[You two, wrap up this grand display of affection. You don't belong here. Turn right outside and head to the Annual Spouse-Doting Gala!]
#XuLinxiaRemarries
#PresidentQinChasesHerExWithTheirKid
#StarSourceTechCEO'sIcebergImageCrumbles
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[Bonus Scene]
Under the hazy moonlight, a warm beam shines into the rippling bathtub.
Qin Xuran wraps her arms around Xu Linxia's neck, her red lips brushing a rose petal off Xu Linxia's chest.
"Would you remarry me? The baby keeps saying she misses you and crying when you're not around." Qin Xuran's eyes glisten as she shyly kisses Xu Linxia's earlobe.
Suddenly, Qin Xuran's world spins. Xu Linxia lifts her chin and kisses her soft lips. A "yes" melts into the steady sound of water.
"Xu Linxia, it was only after you left that I understood. I'm an idiot. I miss you so much."
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Theme: Love means sincerity and perseverance
It seems to be the third time I have used it. It looks really good. I like [sunglasses][sunglasses]
When will Teacher's new article be released? Are you coming back? 😭
The flowers are sprinkled at the end, so beautiful and sweet 😆😆
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
People who watch it are soft-hearted ~ I have seen Da Da's works before, and I just realized that it seems that people are attracted to things they like again and again ~
Big, so sweet and warm, I like it so much woo woo woo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so pretty
[Purple Sugar] kswl ends with flowers (?ò ? ó?)
Manman and Xixi have been together forever and grow old together [Let me be healthy]
When will the next book be released?