Quick Transmigration: Erguotou Never Gives Up

My name is Erguotou. Yes, you read that right, this girl is called Erguotou!

What kind of female lead is named Erguotou?!

The story behind the name is a long one...

I was a System devoted to raising silly, scheming green-tea types. First, I got bound to a musclebound, steel-hearted straight guy on some website, and that deadbeat gave me the name "Erguotou." Then this author, who can't do anything right, kept hopping between websites before finally signing with JJ. She even locked all the stories she'd posted elsewhere, just in case one of them got popular someday and someone reported her!

Then she thought it would be a waste to leave me shelved, so she fished me out and made me the female lead here. I thought I could finally escape that name. Who knew this bastard would stubbornly refuse to change it!

Pah!

Terrible author!

Theme: Having been screwed over, I went on to screw over other people.