[BTS] Love-Brained People Not Allowed

Jiang Yan hates people who are obsessed with romance, probably because of how she was raised. Although she never thought she would meet anyone like that before adulthood, her genetic tests had always classified her as a beta. She chose to be free to love whoever she wanted.

After all, omegas are rarer than alphas and extremely precious. Because of pheromones, many alphas have to endure the pain of their heat until they find a suitable omega, so alphas are usually completely lovesick over their own omegas.

After the college entrance exams, upon turning 18, Jiang Yan went to register her secondary gender identity, only to be told that she was actually a high-quality omega! The next day, she received a notice from the matching bureau: she had been matched with seven alphas. The oldest was nearly 30, and a Korean man famous for his chauvinism.

Thirty years old, lovesick, chauvinistic, Korean. The buffs were all maxed out. "I hate lovesick people! I hate chauvinists! He's almost ten years older than me!" Jiang Yan broke down.

Kim Seokjin: I told you, the whole 30-year-old thing is just a rumor!

Min Yoongi: We're all pushing 30. There's not much to argue about.

Kim Namjoon: That's quite a stereotype.

Jeon Jungkook: Jin-hyung really is a bit old.

Kim Taehyung: An omega, hehe, my omega, hehe.

Park Jimin: ? Get a grip! Though Yanyan really is soft and smells lovely.

Jung Hoseok: Are there no normal people in our group?

* Classic ABO. There might be some steamy scenes later :]

* Maximum OOC, maximum enjoyment

* Lots of everyday life, no strict timeline

Theme: Love yourself