Pre-collection of "But I'm a Black Fan!"
——"The Monster Zoo is All Super Dangerous"
[Copy of this article]:
Tan Qi worked as a cow horse day and night for several years, and finally suffered a myocardial infarction on the day of his promotion, which made him excited to death.
When he wakes up, he becomes a vicious cannon fodder that everyone shouts and beats in the novel world.
... Because of the crimes of being evil-minded, seeking wealth and killing, stealing precious food, etc., After he was kicked out of the human base, he was torn apart by alien beasts on a snowy night, leaving his body intact.
Tan Qi, who had tasted time travel for the first time, was in a daze: ... This is his retribution for being a cow and horse.
But fortunately, he is bound to a supermarket system, so it sounds like he has no worries about food and drink.
God still leaves a way for people to survive.
But the bad news is: food needs to be unlocked. If you want to eat bread, you have to start with wheat.
Tan Qi: Is there no other way?
[System]: Some hosts. Watch ads? Watch the 30-second ad and get...
Tan Qi: A bag of flour?
[System]: A seed.
Tan Qi:......
Fuck you.
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In order to survive in the apocalypse, Tan Qi rolls up his sleeves and just does it. Isn't it just a small business game?
Not difficult.
He was covered in liver.
You can build a business empire in minutes!
So a few months later, a large supermarket stood on the wasteland and began selling goods to the outside world - no 998! Don't 98! Just a few exotic beast crystal nuclei and you can take home fresh vegetables immediately!
All human survivor bases are boiling.
However, when the orders were pouring in like a snowflake into the supermarket, the blockbuster supermarket owner revealed: [Recently, the supermarket was temporarily closed due to the revenge of the God of War!
The superpowers who are knocking on the bowl and waiting to eat:...
Who?
Who?
Which god of war is so ignorant?
People with super powers came to the door one after another to help, but they saw two figures, one tall and one short, chasing each other in the window.
A few minutes later, the legendary God of War of Thunder and Lightning, the only one in the world, couldn't help but put his hands on the head of the supermarket boss, his voice became heavy with anger.
"I kissed you, hugged you, and touched you. Now you say you don't want to be responsible?"
Tan Qi felt like crying but had no tears.
You didn't say you were so talented in that area!
#There is also a reproductive distance between ordinary people and people with special abilities#
#If you are not responsible, you will be punished by a black house#
#Don't pick up men on the roadside#
#Pre-receipt of "But I am a black fan!"
Copywriting:
Mo Ningzhi has been trolling Qin Weijin on the Internet for a long time. In his eyes, Qin Weijin is a bad artist who beats and scolds his assistants, insults fans, pays tribute to his opponents, and has an inappropriate private life. The list of evil deeds is endless.
In order to reveal the true face of Qin Weijin.
Mo Ningzhi secretly sneaked into the other party's studio, preparing to dig up some explosive information.
As a result, I got an assistant interview by mistake.
When he got the job notice, everyone was dumbfounded.
——But I am a black fan!
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On his first day on the job, Qin Weijin was besieged by black fans and found it difficult to move.
Mo Ningzhi calmly got out of the car, and after some negotiation, the anti-fans (friends) left obediently.
Qin Weijin:?
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During a certain filming, the studio staff gave Qin Weijin a bottle of drink.
Mo Ningzhi calmly replied, "He's allergic to peanuts."
Qin Weijin, who has never disclosed allergens:?
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While staying at a hotel, Qin Weijin was accidentally crawled on the bed by a certain 18-year-old boy. The door was crowded with reporters.
Mo Ningzhi calmly took out the video he had just taken: "This is what happened. Please report it truthfully."
Qin Weijin:?
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Everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Qin Weijin has found an all-round assistant who can work in the hall, in the kitchen, quell anti-fan riots, and clean up the little fox who crawls on the bed. It is so perfect that it makes people jealous!
Regarding this, Mo Ningzhi said calmly: It's a trivial matter.
He waved his hand nonchalantly, not noticing that Qin Weijin next to him was looking at him in an increasingly weird way.
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The job of an assistant is really difficult. I wake up earlier than a chicken, go to bed later than a dog, be on call 24 hours a day, and sleep on transportation every day.
As a black fan, Mo Ningzhi lurked around Qin Weijin for several months. He didn't dig up any black information, but he was exhausted to death.
So I resigned and went home to eat.
Unexpectedly, Qin Weijin actually chased him home and without saying a word, he pinned his wrist on top of his head and gritted his teeth angrily: "Don't you like me? You even know about my peanut allergy. You get involved in all my personal affairs and help me solve all my troubles... I didn't say I didn't like you, so why are you running away?"
Mo Ningzhi was struck by lightning and was charred on the outside but tender on the inside.
——I am really your black fan!
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A long time later, during an offline meeting of the anti-fans group, a group of people gathered in the box and whispered about Qin Weijin's dirty information.
"He is so fierce!"
"He's still staring at me today!"
At the head of the table, the handsome group leader wearing sunglasses knocked on the table: "Qin Weijin is just a bastard!"
As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked.
They were all waiting for him to reveal his wasted experience.
But when the box door opened, the man who had just been at the award ceremony came in covered with dust. He walked up to the man who was talking arrogantly and coaxed in a low voice: "You had a fever last night. It was raining outside. I'm here to take you home."
All the anti-fans: "..."
No?
——An anti-fan turns into a sister-in-law? ? ?
#About the black fan leader becoming the real sister-in-law#
#Morning knows where you are undercover#
#In-depth revelation of how the number one black fan successfully rose to power#
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Intention: Break through the siege and move forward bravely
Reader comments
I thought the nickname would be Icecream? Haha. Dudui's salary is too high and it's not easy to handle. What on earth do Aimeili think?
I thought the nickname would be Icecream? Haha. Dudui's salary is too high and it's not easy to handle. What on earth do Aimeili think?