This one is pretty challenging. I'll practice some more and come back to start it.
Wen Xi has long been famous throughout the martial world.
"Magician," "master thief," "..."
The imperial palace is as easy to enter as reaching into a bag. The homes of the wealthy are left wide open. She can go anywhere in the world!
After a sip of "Peach Blossom Wine," Wen Xi reclines beneath a peach tree, feeling that life is simply too boring. She needs to find herself some fun.
Firecrackers go off outside the long-shuttered Wen Family Funeral Parlor in Qingtian County. People crane their necks to look as the new owner bows to them and says, "Wen Xi welcomes you all! My little shop is open for business. The first ten customers get a one-percent discount. We welcome your corpses!"
Everyone: ...No need to go that far.
But in this tiny funeral parlor, the owner neglects her proper duties. Instead of collecting bodies, she spends all her time solving cases.
"I can see that you have a dark cloud over your brow. There's bound to be a bloodbath at your home."
"Your wife probably has a lover. She's already thinking about how to murder you and take your fortune!"
"..."
It takes just one week for the townspeople to go from hating her to believing her.
After receiving the admiration and respect of the townspeople, Wen Xi flicks open her fan and decides that the little county town of Qingtian is far too small for her talents. So she mounts her donkey and leisurely heads for the central city of the martial world.
And so, the most renowned detective in a century of martial history appears.
A fun-loving heroine x a beautiful, strong, tragic man who acts like everyone's mom
Theme: What defeats you isn't your competition, but someone from a whole different field.