Kiss Her and She'll Eat You Alive

At two in the morning, Shi Yi leaned against a tree and threw up, cursing her idiot boyfriend for the eight-hundredth time, then cursing her idiot self. She'd been doing food livestreams at home for too long, underestimated the traffic on the expressway during the holiday rush, and never imagined the food sold outside would be so awful. As a food streamer, she absolutely could not eat anything unclean! Just as she was reeling from vomiting, her phone vibrated. She received a text from her boyfriend, containing just one word: "Run" ...What did that mean? Frowning, she stumbled back, only to find the entire expressway shrouded in thick fog. An eerie silence. A handsome, refined-looking man was casually smoking and making a phone call not far away. "This batch doesn't look promising. They're probably all going to mutate. Not one of them can evolve." "Yeah, let's wait a little longer, then kill them all." Her empty stomach rumbled: hungry, hungry, hungry. A scorching hunger burst forth, and she lunged at the man with extraordinary strength and speed. Before he could even struggle, she invaded his lips and tongue, leaving his eyes wide with shock. His cigarette fell. The man vanished in an instant. [Congratulations, you have eaten the evolver Yun Yi. Ingredient grade: B. Would you like to activate the digestive system?] [Ingredient request released.] [Ingredient request released.] [Ingredient request released.] [Ingredient request wishes to communicate with you.] [Ingredient request wishes to communicate with you.] [Ingredient request wishes to communicate with you.] So noisy, so long-winded, so hungry. Not enough, not enough, not enough. Where is the boyfriend she loves? Shi Yi touched her slightly swollen stomach, licked her lips, and walked into the fog. - Reading Guide: An elite academy superpower progression story, with lots of romance and lots of male supporting characters. The ruthless, unstoppable female lead has a "devouring" ability. "Devouring" also refers to love and affection; she doesn't actually eat people, so please read without worry :) Concept conceived on January 5, 2024, screenshot uploaded. Next book: Today, He Decides to Keep Living. Please add it to your collection :) On the day of the Start of Spring, Shen Lizhou decided to die. He put all his affairs in order. Before turning off his phone, he saw a message in his long-silent high school group chat. He hesitated for a second, then opened it. [Classmate A: Shi Ran is coming back tonight! Sign up for dinner, quick!] [Classmate B: Is her husband coming? I was scared of him even back in high school...] [Classmate A: Don't worry, buddy. Shi Ran asked me to announce to the world that she's divorced!] [Classmate C: Seriously? Cheng Zimiao, that rich young master, got dumped? Is he furious? Let's invite a few young hotties to dinner tonight, hahaha!] Shen Lizhou was silent for a long time. He took a deep breath, stood up, and put out the charcoal. Then he looked at his pale reflection in the mirror again. Reading Guide* 1. Told from the male lead's perspective. He has a secret crush. The story begins in high school, then moves to the city. A short story with a touch of an ensemble cast. 2. The male lead has the worst start imaginable, and suffers physically and emotionally. Read on only if you can handle a man being put through the wringer. 3. The female lead's ex-husband is the second male lead and a former classmate. He'll have to suffer through the classic groveling-after-the-breakup arc, with plenty of angsty satisfaction~ 4. The main message is to cherish life! As long as you keep living, good things will happen :) - Inspired on June 4, 2025; blurb written on August 18, 2025. Screenshots uploaded for both. Theme: Eat well, drink well, and stay happy into old age