The Three Realms' Bigwigs' Little Chirp

With university graduation approaching, Wu Mingxue transmigrated into an evil female side character in a beloved xianxia novel, a little fat bird.

This little bird was no ordinary one. It pecked people for no reason, repeatedly set traps for them, and framed the heroine. In the end, it was steamed or braised.

The bad news: by the time she arrived, the original owner had already done every vile thing imaginable, and she had less than 24 hours before meeting that tragic end.

The good news: she was bound to a Tourist System. All she had to do was take photos and check in at designated spots, and she could return to reality and claim a billion in prize money.

Wu Mingxue, who had expected to graduate straight into unemployment, exclaimed with delight, "There's actually a deal this good?!"

**

[Task One: Host, please stand on top of the Immortal Venerable's head and check in at Qinghe Hall.]

[Task Two: Host, please lie on the Demon Venerable's chest and check in at the Ten Thousand Demons Cavern.]

[Task Three: Host, please make a finger heart with your wings alongside the Demon Lord and check in at the Sun and Moon Altar.]

Optimistic and cheerful Wu Mingxue happily (crossed out: diligently) went about completing her tasks. Then she happened to glance up and froze.

Her three caretakers were glaring at one another, hostility blazing in their eyes as they faced off.

The aloof Immortal Venerable curled his lips in the faintest smile and called softly, "Xue Tuan, come here."

The violent Demon Venerable swept her into his arms, the corners of his eyes red, and said fiercely, "My Xue Tuan."

The unhinged Demon Lord rubbed one of her fallen feathers between his fingers. His gaze was dark and sinister. "Hah. Let go. I am her caretaker."

The onlookers stared in disbelief. "?!!!"

Wait, were these really the big shots they knew?

**

The next day's headline across the Three Realms: Shocking! The Three Realms' big shots fight over a little fat bird. Is this the collapse of morality or the distortion of human nature?

The original heroine's mouth twitched. She roared, "So who's the heroine of this beloved-by-all novel, anyway?!"

Oh, well. Who could resist a little ball of glutinous rice?

Xue Tuan, come let Big Sis give you a kiss. Mwah, mwah.

Meanwhile, Wu Mingxue, the bird at the center of it all, had a cowlick sticking straight up as she stared in bewilderment. "...How is this completely different from the original book?!"

#All she wanted was to quietly get her tasks done!

Synopsis written on 2024/12/01 and saved with a screenshot.

★Reader's Guide:

1. The heroine's original form is a long-tailed tit. The male lead is split into multiple characters.

2. A lighthearted slice-of-life story, a sweet treat. Come enjoy the little fat bird!

3. My take on cultivation, with a mountain of original worldbuilding.

Theme: Be good at discovering the world's love and beauty