He Is Super Difficult to Defeat!

Pre-collection of "As a game character, I am on the run!" Welcome to collect! Ovo - Game anchor Funo is fascinated by a game character. Noah, poor poor elf NPC. Gentle, kind, and occasionally likes to tease people. Funano was so fascinated that he spent money like the most ardent fan. With his persistence, Noah is slowly changing his attitude. Funano was so overwhelmed that he felt that he was Noah's only one. ——Until one day I received a system prompt. Hello player! There are still fifty points of goodwill left to collect the title of [Ordinary Friend], keep up the good work~] Funano stared blankly for a long time: "How many ordinary friends like me do Noah have?" System: [Dear, I'm not sure. * People who know Noah well know that he is basically a straight, poor, and bad guy. A good face, bluffing and deceiving. Noah didn't care when he found out he was a game character. He will only think, well, since everyone is just a bunch of data, that's great, I don't feel guilty at all for lying! The only purpose of this data is to make my life better! When holding hands with A, Noah: Only you are my best friend. [The player's stupid dog's love brain's favorability +100 will give you 5200000000 gold coins! When being hugged by B, Noah: Thank you, you are the only one who understands me best. . [Player Silly Dog Love Brain No. 2'S favorability +1000, and we will give you x10 golden rare props! Open the game interface. You have over 100 friends! Congratulations on achieving friends all over the world! NOAH (appearing): What's wrong, my friend? (Gentle gaze) Noah (secretly): Uh-huh, oh-oh, oh-oh, he broke down and wiped his face, his face and mouth were all red and hot, he couldn't help scolding these gay men, secretly thinking, after he makes money, rides a big dragon, lives in the sky city, and becomes a master, he will get rid of them all! *A game with a Western fantasy background, a straight man who pretends to be gentle and is really greedy for money, and is a heartthrob both inside and outside the game Demining: 1. A large number of forum players speak 2. There are clay sculptures 3. Xp is bad - Pre-collection of "As a game character, I am on the run!" Yuling, a very popular character with high combat power in the game "Endless Adventure Rules", disappeared from the game one day. Players initially thought this was a bug. ——But who is bad about bugs? Bugs are actually spiritual. How can they live without seeing the spirit for a day? Woohoo! Players were so anxious that they called the official hotline to complain more than a thousand times a day. Online entries were posted quickly, and everyone was anxiously waiting for the return of the popular characters. Until one day, people wanted a warrant - yes! Real world wanted poster! Saw him on! [Citizen ID: Black household Citizen's name: unknown Citizen gender: suspected beta Facts of crime: Robbery] There is a photo on the wanted poster in the high-tech society, recording the moment of his crime. The black-haired cat-eared boy with a blue ribbon tied at the end of his hair expressionlessly snatched the kitten from the passerby and started running wildly. He was extremely fast, and he was worthy of being a character rated 3S in the "Endless Adventure Rules" - after a while, all he could see was his fluttering blue ribbon disappearing into the horizon. Player:? ? ? Spirituality? ! Our kitten? ! Baby, what are you doing? - Yuling left the game world and came to the abo world knowing nothing, let alone how to make a living. At this time, he suddenly remembered what gamers did. They always swagger into the NPC's home, plunder them like crazy, steal money and treasures, and even play with various pets in the house without permission and make weird laughs. Yu Ling thought about it carefully. Feasible. Three days later, the ghost who stole citizens' private property (kitten) held up a crime notice board and took pictures in circles without thinking clearly about what he had done wrong. Is he not fast enough? (Reflecting) - At first. "The fake ones look very similar. It's okay to play with him." "My baby is perfect only in games!" "Ephemeral, who is it? I'm sorry, we usually play mecha combat, and never play the low-energy and backward games only played by children." Later. "Baby, please listen to my explanation. I went home last night to go to work and didn't touch other kittens." "Baby kittens are perfect as long as they exist!" "I am an imbecile alpha. I am an imbecile species that can turn blue. Please punish me..." Yuling: "?" Intention: The essence of gentleness is firmness and courage.