Lin Nuo transmigrates into a harem novel after saving someone, but the cruel joke is that he hasn't become the beloved protagonist, the bottom. He's become the cannon-fodder foil instead.
Lin Nuo: Sob, sob. I thought good people got rewarded!
Luckily, the plot hasn't reached the point of no return. He hasn't completely offended the beloved of the protagonist, Xie Cheng, an heir to a top-tier wealthy family in Beijing and a top-tier star.
The original plot was supposed to go like this: To outshine the protagonist in a variety show featuring kids, the original Lin Nuo shamelessly rides Xie Cheng's coattails, even going so far as to drug him and sneak into his bed. Once exposed, Xie Cheng kicks him off the show and has him blacklisted across the internet. Crushed by the blow, the original Lin Nuo falls into depression and takes his own life not long afterward.
Lin Nuo, who values his life, shudders. He'll change things! From now on, he'll just take good care of the kid!
Just then, a chubby little hand reaches out. "Big brother, don't be mad. Have some candy."
Lin Nuo looks down at the original owner's four-year-old half-brother, Huo Doudou.
The little kid has big, round eyes and a delicate, rosy-cheeked face. He's as cute as a little ball of glutinous rice.
Oh my gosh, he's so sweet and adorable. I want to squish him!
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The parenting variety show begins airing.
At first, the comments look like this:
[@Lin Nuo, consider this a warning: don't you dare use our Cheng-ge to get famous again!]
[How can someone like Lin Nuo, who'll do anything to get famous, possibly belong on a heartwarming, healing parenting show?]
Later, they look like this:
[I've decided to forgive Consort Nuo. Am I spoiling him?]
[Not at all, bestie, I've joined the fandom too! I love Nuo Nuo and Doudou so much. Their interactions are adorable!]
And later still, they look like this:
[Xie Cheng and Lin Nuo are so sweet together!]
[Ahhh, their eyes are practically smooching! I'm obsessed!]
That night, #ChengNuoEyeContactSparksFly# shoots to the top of the trending topics.
Lin Nuo's eyes roll back. He didn't buy that hashtag!
He hurriedly runs to explain things to Xie Cheng.
The cool, aloof man slips one hand into his pocket. "I know. I bought it."
"Phew, good thing you didn't misunderstand. Wait! You said who bought it?" Lin Nuo's beautiful, peach-blossom eyes widen.
Xie Cheng raises an eyebrow and pins him flirtatiously against the wall. He answers a different question instead: "When are you going to make me official?"
Lin Nuo's cheeks flush. Make you official? Official as what? Aren't you a straight guy who hates gay people?
[A sweet bottom who's focused on raising a kid x a cool, aloof straight top who only gets turned on by his wife]
[Both are each other's first and only love]
Theme: Be yourself, and good luck will come naturally
Hey hey hey, Xie Cheng didn't choose, Lin Nuo chose [Let me be healthy]
Is it because the bed is too short or are you both two meters tall? ?
The copywriting is somewhat impressive but not impressive [split]