The shou's boyfriend died. He was heartbroken, and his CP fans were heartbroken to see him like that, so they decided to pool their money to bring his love back to life.
The problem was that there were far too many CP fans!
The first group used biochemical methods to forcibly revive the gong's body, but an unknown biotech seemed to be eating away at it, making him increasingly insane and more and more like a monster.
The second group used black magic to summon the gong's soul. But the deceased's body had already been taken by the group above, so they could only place him in the body of an unfamiliar man. They also discovered, to their dismay, that although his soul's personality had not changed at all, all the memories of his experiences with the shou had disappeared.
The third group copied the gong's brain before he died and uploaded the data to the internet. From then on, there was a gong who would live forever in a virtual world.
The fourth group snuck into the underworld and found the gong's next reincarnation in the Book of Life and Death. When he grew up, that person would have a face and personality similar to the gong's, but for now, he was still a child.
The fifth group made a perfect android modeled on the gong's appearance in life. It looked and acted very much like him, but you knew it was only imitating him according to its programming.
Now the CP fans had brought all five of them to the shou, all at once.
CP fans: Wait a second.
Theme: The world is an amateur operation.
