How to Raise a Vicious, Petty Drama Queen

Zhong Wan is a very bad fake young master.

Before he even knew he was a fake young master who'd been switched at birth, he was determined to fight his big brother, Zhong Jiayan, to the death and seize the inheritance.

He did everything he could to get rid of the talented people his brother befriended. He went out of his way to humiliate the students his brother approved of. And he never let anyone at school who outshone him off the hook, either.

After all, he couldn't think of a way to surpass his brother, so he could only sabotage him. If he couldn't be happy, then nobody could.

Then it came out that he was a fake young master who had been deliberately switched at birth.

Zhong Wan: o.O Then he's done for, isn't he?

The only reason Zhong Jiayan hadn't killed him yet was their blood ties.

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To avoid being beaten to death in revenge, Zhong Wan decided to climb into his big brother's bed.

Becoming Zhong Jiayan's lover... or his lawful spouse. How could that not count as joining the family?

But wait, why does something feel wrong?

Wasn't he the one who drugged Zhong Jiayan?

Why is Zhong Wan getting hotter and hotter?!

Zhong Wan stumbled into Zhong Jiayan's room in a daze. Zhong Jiayan looked at him, his voice hoarse. "I'll give you one minute to change your mind."

Zhong Wan: ...?

Whatever! Zhong Jiayan had already drunk the drugged wine. He could forget about getting rid of Zhong Wan, even if he died.

Zhong Wan thought Zhong Jiayan was still holding fast to the limits of brotherhood. Without a clue, he took off his shorts and straddled him.

All night, Zhong Wan was in a daze.

He cried and trembled. "More... more... No, I don't want any more..."

...Ah.

So he really was that... debauched?

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Zhong Jiayan knew Zhong Wan wasn't his biological younger brother when Zhong Wan was eight.

Zhong Wan was so sweet and soft, throwing himself at him in a sugary voice. "Brother, you have to miss me a lot."

He went abroad to study, and when he came back, Zhong Wan had become a different person every year.

More and more distant, more and more awful, and more and more... beautiful.

Zhong Wan drugged him, and Zhong Jiayan drank the wine.

One minute really was how long it took the drug to take effect.

But the little rascal Zhong Wan didn't know the drug had been switched into the warm milk Zhong Jiayan drank before bed.

Zhong Jiayan caught him by the ankle and kissed his reddened, tender knee. "Baby, be a little more obedient..."

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One-on-one, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.

Well-dressed beast of a domineering, old-fashioned seme x wicked, unapologetically outrageous, spoiled little beauty uke.

The uke gets slapped once, and the seme gets slapped twice, but neither is hit by the other.

No favoritism toward either lead, and no forced balance. There are plotlines that will alienate fans of both the seme and the uke, so please check the warnings.

There are other people with one-sided crushes on the uke.

The author poured their heart and soul into creating this work of insanity. These two are too crazy to explain in just a few words. Please approach this story with the mindset of, "What the hell is this trash? I'll take a look." Otherwise, there's a very high chance you'll get hurt.

Please make sure you're able to accept any kind of plot. Thank you.

-Extra Scene-

Zhong Wan never understood why he'd been so enthusiastic that night, until he found out that the doctor Zhong Jiayan had called was there to examine him.

Zhong Wan flew into a rage. "Zhong Jiayan, you bastard!!!"

"How am I a bastard?" The man didn't seem to care. He slapped him once and murmured, "Get down. Stick your butt up a little higher. Do they know how arrogant you are outside, but turn into a dog for your big brother?"

Theme: There is always someone worse to deal with a villain