After the Sickly Beauty Was Offered to a Fake Eunuch

[Even the author doesn't know what the first book is about. I don't recommend reading it. Don't buy it!!!]

Cruel eunuch x stoic marquis

After the tragedy in Yingzhou, the proud and refined young Marquis Song's personality changed completely. He hated Xiao Hanyan, the mastermind behind the tragedy, so much that he wanted to eat his flesh and drink his blood.

On the surface:

The man giving a speech on the high platform wore a long, ink-colored robe with a straight collar, a white jade belt ornament, and an ink-jade hairpin in his crown.

One shoulder of his robe was damp, but he didn't notice. His hand trembled as he gripped the book. His eyes were red, his face full of resentment.

"Eunuchs have seized power and thrown the court into chaos. The nation is in peril!"

"With the eunuchs holding the reins of government, the country is doomed!"

"A true man should wield a three-foot sword and achieve immortal glory."

"Cut off Xiao Hanyan's head to console the souls of the hundred thousand soldiers guarding the frontier!"

In reality:

A rough fingertip came down, slowly stroking him and making him shiver with a ticklish sensation.

Song Zhiyu instinctively tried to flee, but someone pinned him down by the abdomen. "Had enough of cursing me in public? Isn't it time you made it up to me?"

His attempts to explain were swallowed up by wave after wave of sobs.

Romance-focused, with the plot as a secondary element. Please add it to your reading list.

--- Upcoming: The Real Young Master Lies Flat and Becomes Everyone's Favorite [Book Transmigration] ---

Blurb:

[A silly, stress-relieving sweet treat. If it's not sweet, you don't pay!]

[Coming in October. Princess, please add it to your reading list.]

Dark, obsessive, and calculating top x sunny, cheerful, carefree bottom

Sweet and comforting

Yu Yan transmigrates into a novel about wealthy-family feuds as the real young master, a dim-witted idiot. The original owner caused a scene and drove out the fake young master to claim the family fortune for himself, only to squander it all and die miserably on the street.

When Yu Yan arrives, the original owner is swallowing pills to kill himself, threatening his parents to make them drive out the fake young master.

Yu Father and Yu Mother: "We'll leave all the family fortune to you and kick him out with nothing."

Yu Yan springs up from the bed. "No! Give him the company! The funds! The shares! Give him my allowance too! Give it all to him!"

You've got to be kidding! If I can lie flat and live off dividends with more money than I can spend, why would I get a job?

Yu Father: "Let's buy our child a car to cheer him up. Does he like a Maybach or a Rolls-Royce?"

Yu Mother: "The poor thing's been through so much. Give him ten million a month in pocket money."

Big Brother: "Spend whatever you want with my black card."

Yu Yan performs a circus act and does three backflips down the stairs. He doesn't take the stairs or the elevator. He's so excited he goes down the balcony.

Big Brother Yu Chen has a friend named Shen Yuming, a paragon of talent and virtue, thoughtful and considerate, gentle and humble. Everyone praises him as "the child everyone else's parents wish they had."

Only Yu Yan knows it's all an act. The real Shen Yuming is capricious and ruthless, and the original owner indirectly died at his hands.

Yu Yan after his Book Transmigration: Back! Back! Back! Keep away from me! Huh? Why can't I get away?

Bonus scenes:

1. One day, Yu Yan gets hurt by accident and lies by the roadside, covered in blood and hollering. Shen Yuming kindly offers to take him to the hospital.

Yu Yan hurriedly refuses, then crawls a bloody trail to a car and bids Shen Yuming a heartfelt farewell.

Shen Yuming gets in the car and locks the doors in one smooth motion.

Yu Yan: Damn, I got in the wrong car!

2. As their feelings grow, Shen Yuming confesses tenderly: "It's all right. If you don't like me, you can turn me down. We can keep things the way they were."

Yu Yan: "...Bro, I can see the rope behind your back."

Shen Yuming: "You noticed? Then I won't pretend anymore."

[Blurb written on May 23, 2024. Screenshot for proof.]

Theme: Love life, love yourself.