We're Not Gay, So Stop Shipping Us [Showbiz]

[Blurb One] Yu Yangyang is a self-insert fan who absolutely hates it when people pair her bias up as either the top or the bottom. Whenever it happens, she roars, "He's straight!!!" As a self-insert fan, she'd be happy just to meet her bias once. But she transmigrates straight into her bias's group in a parallel world, and even becomes a man. She only wanted to quietly observe her bias as a fan, so why is her bias so eager to promote a ship with him? Whenever he doesn't want to play along, his bias puts on a pitiful expression. (Inhales) (Heart stops) (Collapses) Fine, I'll do it! She successfully makes her ship with her bias a huge hit, and even gains a pile of fans who feminize her and call her their wife. But I'm a guy now! And her bias isn't her only bias. She just happened to arrive when she loved him most, and her former bias is also watching her like a hawk. [Blurb Two] Something was very strange, extremely strange. When Yu Yangyang woke up one morning and sleepily went to the bathroom, she immediately felt that something was off. Why was her hair so short and dyed? Why did going to the bathroom feel so uncomfortable no matter what she did? It wasn't until her current bias walked in and casually greeted her that she finally realized what was going on. "Oh, damn. I'm not awake yet. I'm going back to sleep." After finally figuring out the situation and trying hard to fit in with the group, her current bias kept sticking close to her. In front of the cameras, you could say they were promoting a ship, but how do you explain it when the cameras are off? Well, now our ship is the most popular one. Happy? Yu Yangyang's self-insert-fan soul burned bright again: "Damn it, how can my bias have the group's most popular ship? This is going to kill me." After that, she resolutely kept her distance, awkwardly avoiding her bias's gaze. Now everyone would stop shipping them, right? That day's forum: [Is the company breaking up the ship? The puppy keeps staring at Yangyang and wants to cuddle, but Yangyang seems to keep pulling away. My Kui-Yang babies!] [Yangyang usually spoils the puppy so much. Why is she suddenly acting like this today? Sob] [Play 'Suspended'!] [Yu Yangyang, in those 30 seconds when you awkwardly looked away from me, were you thinking about how I was doing today, or about all our years together?] I'm speechless. So that's how you use the thirty-second trope? I only accidentally made eye contact with my former bias, the one you all ship me with, and you came up with all that? But why is he looking at me instead of the big screen? It's not my turn to perform. [Blurb Three] [Let's talk about how number 14 did in this comeback] 'Not even kidding, a god' 'It's like he's unlocked his full potential. Before, he was a wooden beauty, but now he's my wife' 'He's so seductive I could die... Wife, remember to come home and see me' 'Gained 20 new fan accounts in one night' 'Gained a million fans who want to pamper him in one night' 'Went from the bottom to the top' 'Sob, my precious little lamb, let Mama kiss you to death' Before you read: 1. A woman transmigrates into a man. This will be explained later. The people her character biased in her previous life are all people she gets to know in this life. 2. A harem magnet story with no romance. I'll ship whoever the forum posters ship. 3. More than one boy group will appear, and there may be two biases from the same group. 4. There may be some morally questionable forum posts. 5. OOC warning. Theme: Working hard while making a living in Korea