[Pre-released article "Learn more about nature", please collect it! ! !
What would a world with mind reading be like?
Season: Laxative, people are already numb.
My brother Fu Heng is really a domineering boss. He only thinks about work.
My friend Xu Baiyu turns out to be a love brain and thinks about chasing Qingmei all day long.
By the way, his green plums are green tea flavored.
The beautiful woman on the blind date only cares about the benefits of marriage, the confidante only wants my money, the female employees of the company want to be in a position every day, looking at the innocent and cute little beauty, their minds are full of pornographic waste...
After being baptized by various shocks, Ji Ji prepared to numb himself through work. He took the exclusive elevator to the high-rise and was caught off guard by the clear eyes of Ruan Huaixu.
Seasons fold their hands and beg for prayer.
This is a living god who has been sitting firmly for a year under Fu Heng's pressure after more than a dozen secretaries resigned in tears!
Please, I don't want to hire any more new secretaries!
Ruan Huaixu nodded slightly and smiled normally: Hello, Mr. Ji.
Ji Ji heard the inner activities of the person in front of him: What are you having for lunch today? On the third day of the canteen team building tour, I miss it! Huh? Mr. Ji? Hmm... Have braised chicken for lunch. Ah, let's not talk about chickens and civilize you, me and others!
Season:…
I never thought in my life that I could be associated with braised chicken!
Ruan Huai's preface: Braised chicken, ground pot chicken, white-cut chicken, platter chicken, beggar's chicken, mushroom chicken... What did you just say, Mr. Ji?
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Two advance volumes of other characters in Tie Tie's books:
"Let's get to know each other naturally"
Mo Xianyu is a writer, and he has a bad habit that readers deeply hate - digging holes but not filling them.
One day, she logged into a certain website on a whim to fill in a hole she had made, but found that since last year, some fans said that the author might have died due to the epidemic...
Mo Xianyu:......
Good guess, don't guess again next time!
Feeling guilty, she chose to log out of her account.
Later, she joined Qiong Yu as a screenwriter, and accidentally heard her boss say that she had read a novel that she liked very much, but unfortunately it was not finished because the author could not survive the epidemic and his account was canceled.
Mo Xianyu: Could it be me that the author you are talking about is me?
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By chance, Xu Baiyu was sent by Jiji to urge the manuscript. Xu Baiyu discovered that the author's writing style was very similar to that of the author of an article he liked very much. With his persistence, the author finally fell out of favor.
Mo Xianyu: It's finished.
Xu Baiyu: When will you finish writing, when will I leave?
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Question: What should I do if my love rival is Green Tea Green Plum?
Answer: What writing materials?
Www
Authors who dig holes but fail to fill them will eventually be brought to justice.
Talk about how scary it can be for a naturally stupid reader to read the article.
The male and female protagonists have known each other since college and were good friends, but they gradually lost contact after the male protagonist graduated.
There won't be too many scenes of green tea and green plums, this is just a sweet cake~
Salted Fish Author × Natural Reader
Also - I really can't explain the male and female protagonist's perspective qwq
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Pre-collection 2, Danmei warning
"I just want to make a friend"
Ruan Jin has always felt that Ji Ji is a kid who can get along since he was a child. Although he is not very smart, he is sincere and enthusiastic towards people.
So Ruan Jin, who had no friends, wanted to make friends. However, Master Ji was always hostile to him, so he did the next best thing and approached Fu Heng.
As the saying goes, friends of friends are friends.
Fu Heng has always thought Ruan Jin was both stupid and smart since he was a child. He didn't understand how he could be so arrogant with such a strict upbringing.
Ruan Jin: "I think you should make more friends besides the seasons."
Fu Heng: "So?"
Ruan Jin: "If I don't go to hell, who will? Amitabha, I am determined to be this friend! So let's start friend sharing. I heard that you have a good relationship with Ji Ji~"
Fu Heng "... Get out."
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Ruan Yu: "Dad, my brother has been working alone outside for three years..."
Old father: "Does he realize his mistake?"
Ruan Yu: "He came out."
Old father:? ? ?
Ruan Jin: Ji Ji is handsome and cute, sunny and cheerful, humorous, sincere and enthusiastic, unique!
Fu Heng: "Ji Ji is not stupid, and he likes women."
Ruan Jin: "What a coincidence, isn't it? Me too!"
Later, Ji Ji got together with Ruan Jin's most beloved sister...
Ruan Jin: "Listen to me, my friend, Ji Ji is a cunning, cunning, sly, beastly, stinky and shameless person!"
Fu Heng: "Who is your friend?"
I don't want to be your friend, I just want to be your boyfriend.
#Mindlessandunhappy#
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Intention: Love yourself and live toward the sun
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