The Tipsy Little Tavern

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Bartender * Archery Club Owner

After quitting his job, Nan An spent most of his savings opening a bar, planning to spend the rest of his life looking after it.

Next door was an archery club. Its owner was very handsome and came by for a drink after work every day.

The first time he came to the bar, Bei Yanshan ordered a Bloody Mary, the most complicated drink on the menu.

Nan An was a complete amateur and had no idea how to make it, so he threw something together and pushed it over to Bei Yanshan. "It's on the house. Don't order that again."

The bar's colorful lights fell across Bei Yanshan's face, giving him an air that was both mysterious and seductive. He glanced at Nan An, took the glass, and downed it in one go.

Even a small-town bar had its share of trouble. Nan An was good-looking, so men and women of all kinds came to hit on him every day.

Once, a customer announced that he wanted to keep Nan An. Everyone in the bar whistled and jeered.

Only one person stood up. With a curved bow in his left hand and flowers in his right, Bei Yanshan walked over to Nan An and placed the bouquet in his arms.

"He's taken."

After that, Bei Yanshan showed up with the same grand gesture every time. Nan An would accept the flowers and joke, "I think I could open a flower shop here."

Bei Yanshan pulled him and the flowers into his arms. "Sure, but the flowers I bring are for looking at, not for sale."

Upcoming: After Graduation, I Became a Doctor of Andrology

[Doctor Bottom * Wealthy Top]

Qu Zhiyi had spent over twenty years studying psychology, and had finally graduated.

He arrived at the hospital in high spirits, was cheerfully escorted into his department by a welcoming colleague, and then cheerfully discovered that his position was as an intern counselor for male sexual dysfunction in the urology department.

Qu Zhiyi: Black guy, question mark?

The welcoming colleague said, "Heh, it's right up your alley. It's all psychological counseling, isn't it?"

His colleague explained that these issues were not necessarily caused by physical dysfunction; they could also be psychological. That was why they'd set up a counseling room, and he was the first doctor hired. If he worked hard, he could become an attending physician in less than a year.

Qu Zhiyi: Sure, sure, so this is how we're playing it? I'm the only person in the department. Is there even any point in getting promoted?

"Doctor, why doesn't mine work very well?"

Qu Zhiyi: "Oh, if it doesn't work, then don't use it."

"Doctor, why can I never satisfy my boyfriend?"

Qu Zhiyi: "Well, lie down and let him satisfy you instead."

"Doctor, I have a friend who keeps rewarding himself."

Qu Zhiyi took a closer look. Damn, the guy was incredibly handsome and well-endowed. What a shame.

He cleared his throat and clenched his fist. "Uh, if you reward yourself too often, you'll end up unable to have children. No more rewarding yourself from now on, got it?"

*

Since his childhood friend kept rewarding himself but was too embarrassed to go to the hospital, Ding Yancheng went to the men's clinic on his behalf.

The new doctor was cute and kind, and Ding Yancheng fell for him at first sight.

To get Qu Zhiyi to meet up with him, he asked every day:

"My friend needs more treatment. Can we set up a time?"

"My friend's been having a rough time lately. Can we set up a time?"

"My friend... Can we set up a time?"

*

Although Ding Yancheng was 1.9 meters tall, muscular, and rich, Qu Zhiyi always thought of him as a bunny who'd wandered down the wrong path. So he never let his guard down when they met.

That was, until they went drinking at a bar one night and somehow ended up in bed together.

When Qu Zhiyi woke up the next day and saw the absurdly handsome man beside him, along with a lower back that hurt so much it made him question his life, he was stunned.

What he thought wasn't, "Damn! I got topped!"

It was, "He... He lasted a surprisingly long time?"

Theme: Make the most of life while you can.