1.
Both victims of arranged marriages, Yae Yukie believes she and Gojo are the most steadfast allies in the world, and should stand together through thick and thin.
The latter clearly doesn't see it that way
"You laughed out loud at my lisp the first time we met."
"You tricked me with fake candy while I was losing my baby teeth, all while claiming it was for my own good."
"You couldn't sleep, so you wouldn't let me fall asleep before you did."
"You promised to buy me dessert, then deliberately left your money at home and made me your collateral at the shop."
"And then you said I wasn't good enough for you."
"..."
"And now you say we should stand together? Keep dreaming!"
2.
How do you get your betrothed to change his mind and help you break off the engagement after you've thoroughly offended him?
Yae Yukie says it's easy. Just watch me
So, one day, she linked arms with the legitimate heir of the Zenin family, the Gojo family's sworn enemy, and knocked on Gojo's door.
"Satoru, I'm in love. This is my boyfriend, Naoya."
Gojo: "..."
3.
When Gojo first found out Yae Yukie was dating someone, he could still smile and say, "It's fine. She can have as many boyfriends as she likes, as long as she takes me along on her dates."
Geto, who had just witnessed an act of violence: Could you wipe the blood off your face before saying that?
But then came the second boyfriend.
The third.
The fourth.
And, by the time she had who knew how many, Gojo finally snapped.
"I don't care at all that she's cheating on me, but I'm worried she'll wear herself out with so many boyfriends."
"And so?"
Gojo chuckled. "Suguru, aren't you her favorite? Why don't you just give in to her, so she won't keep thinking about the others?"
Geto: "..."
What was this supposed to be?
Wasn't helping him deal with her second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth boyfriends enough? Now he had to throw himself into the mix too?
Geto: The world has gone so crazy that I can't make sense of it anymore.
Geto: Don't ask. Just know I'm tainted now.
Reader's guide:
1. Everyday romance and mayhem.
2. One-on-one pairing throughout.
3. OOC warning.
4. The heroine is a crazy troublemaker. It's a daily romance between two obnoxious cats.
Theme: Life is full of suffering, and being loved without reservation is salvation.
