Alien Pet Communicator

"Stay with me until the moment of heat death of the universe." * After traveling to another world, Lin Xun returned to his old profession and became a pet communicator. Parents asked: "Teacher Lin, is my cat always meowing without eating recently? Is there something bothering you?" Teacher Lin worriedly replied: "It thinks the poisonous cat food you bought is too unpalatable and is just swearing. I suggest you report the cat food manufacturer." * A parent asked: "Teacher Lin, my chinchilla baby always wants to run outside recently. Is it because he yearns for freedom?" Teacher Lin considered the answer: "It probably thinks that your air conditioner is at 27 degrees all year round. It is a stupid tropical lizard that doesn't want to live in your constant-temperature breeding box." * Parents asked: "Teacher Lin, can my baby only communicate when he is older?" Teacher Lin happily agreed, and when he came to the door, he saw a seven-meter-long reticulated python staring at him with bright eyes. Teacher Lin took a step back in horror. Parents are worried: "Is it refusing to communicate?" Teacher Lin: "..." Well, why can't a seven-meter-long reticulated python be considered a pet? Teacher Lin replied calmly: "It is a kind baby snake. It just feels guilty because it ate a person - Eh? Cannibalism??" * Parents asked: "Teacher Lin, my baby is a bit rare, can I communicate with him?" Teacher Lin happily agreed and came to see the mermaid with a fish head and human body. She was crying and dropping pearls all over the floor. The picture was beautiful and terrifying. The parent frowned: "Is it refusing to communicate?" Well, why can't a mermaid with a fish head and human body be considered a pet? Teacher Lin replied calmly: "It's just embarrassed by its own ugliness. It doesn't matter. Give it a song: You're ugly but you're gentle." * Parents asked: "Teacher Lin, my baby is a little irritable. Can I communicate with him?" Teacher Lin: "How irritable are you?" The director held up the spiritual body of the head of the six supervisors of the Supervision Bureau: "The kind that kills people like hemp." Teacher Lin: "..." Right? ? Can a spiritual body also be considered a pet? ? And why does your pet look so much like the stinky-faced, foul-mouthed cat I just lost? ? Eating and waiting to die is the ultimate indignity × a stinky face, a mean mouth, a violent and brutal cat head attack Intention: To live towards death