The Top CP Suddenly Wants to Be Unbundled

[I am much older than you, so I know what liking is earlier than you do. 1. When Shang Lin met Xu Lanyin, he was eighteen years old. Sitting among the glamorous artists, he looked like a dirty little dog. When he looked up at him, his eyes were wet, and his face said "please choose me, choose me." So Shang Lin picked up the little local dog, and the TV series starring the two became an instant hit. 2. Shang Lin was twenty years old when he fell in love with Xu Lanyin. When the applause was deafening, when the cheers filled the sky, and when the trophies they won were piled up on the bookshelves, Shang Lin thought they could still walk on the flower road together like this for many more years. 3. When Shang Lin left Xu Lanyin, he was twenty-two years old. Because Xu Lan has full wings and Shang Lin has passed away in his prime, his role has changed from his guide to his stumbling block. Because of Xu Lan's scandals, unbundling has become an unavoidable problem between them. So Shang Lin said, I will let you go free. From now on, you are free to drink as much as you want, smoke as much as you want, and sleep with whomever you want. * 1. After the breakup, Xu Lanyin made the following efforts: The fortune-telling results of two people using horoscopes on various AI platforms all concluded that Shang Lin would have a good wife and have at least four children in this life, so he deleted the software in anger. When I posted a post in a book asking how to get back together, the netizen's mouth was more poisonous than a control knife, saying that if you hang yourself in front of him, he will be considered a virgin even if you look at it one more time. Visiting multiple emotional counseling agencies and spending huge sums of money to get the sentence "If you are so rich, I will introduce you to a new partner with better conditions." At night when he went to bed, he filled his house with composite candles in an attempt to use mystical power to win back his partner, but he almost died in a fire. After viewing the social platform as a profiteer 800 times a day, I finally couldn't bear to send harassing private messages and blocked Xiti. You were so shocked that you got drunk late at night and your friend slapped you on the shoulder and said, "This is not a breakup. Your brother has never talked to you at all." Collapse and Breakthrough added (blackened) after his ID and burst into tears. 2. A slap in the face of metaphysics and two slaps in philosophy. Xu Lan decided to believe in physics. When he kidnapped Shang Lin from attending the wedding, when he broke open the wedding ring that Shang Lin bought for someone else and forced it on his finger, even though it was bleeding from the notch, he couldn't help but sigh that physics is not dead. 3. Those who are loved are always safe. Xu Lan is convinced that even if he breaks a hole in the sky, his brother will still love him. When he said "Thank you to my legal husband" during the award ceremony, it caused an earthquake on the entire Internet. The company had a public relations emergency, and the agent was overwhelmed and bought countless press releases to prove that they were really just good brothers. Xu Lanyin knelt outside Shang Lin's bedroom door and dared to post on Weibo: "Legal, of course, means having obtained a certificate." The accompanying picture shows two marriage certificates. * Mature, stable and able to take action, don't force me to accept it × Heartless, skinless, shameless, crazy dog attack * The blood-splattered dog/imperfect character Intention: To live towards death