I Have a Dog Sword

Domineering Boss Jingchen, the emperor of Yong Dynasty, had a noble status and handsome appearance. Unfortunately, he was seriously ill and died soon. Then one day, he closed and opened his eyes again and turned into a dog. Being born as a dog was really difficult, so Jingchen was forced to learn various skills such as flying and escaping, chasing after corpses, beating monsters and catching ghosts, etc. At the same time, he started a life of working two jobs: being an emperor during the day and taking care of everything, and working as a dog to look after the house and the courtyard at night; The life was harder than that of a donkey in the village. Jingchen had no intention of having a harem, until one day, his cruel and evil master said that she was going to seduce the emperor. Jingchen let out a sharp cry: "Who are you going to pretend to be, and when and where will you seduce the emperor? Can you tell the story to the person being seduced?" In order to contribute to his master's career of seducing the emperor, Jingchen dressed up and wandered around the palace every day. His whole body was full of the "good to seduce, come quickly" demeanor. Unfortunately, he did not wait for the real master, which made the chamberlain beside him secretly dumbfounded. Someone pretending to be a chamberlain: There is indeed something wrong with the Dog Emperor! * The sword that Xi Ying had raised for twenty years finally turned into a spirit. The sword spirit was a dog. This dog's paws can't lift his shoulders and can't resist. He only barks when he knocks the magic pill. He's squeamish and smelly. He's afraid of ghosts, monsters, and dirt. He's a useless dog. Although Xi Ying disliked this stupid dog a little, she still tried her best to raise and teach her until she encountered a powerful enemy and the natal sword was damaged and had to be reforged. One person and one dog were temporarily separated, and the puppy returned to its original body to recuperate while she sneaked into the palace to investigate the emperor. Rumor has it that Emperor Dayong has been in bed for many years, has a very bad temper, and is not a womanizer. However, after several encounters, Xi Ying discovered that this little emperor is good-looking, has a good temper, and has a sweet mouth. He is not like a villain but like a loyal dog. How strange! Later, she accidentally fell into coma, and the little emperor was so anxious that he almost turned into a dog on the spot. Xi Ying finally realized that something was wrong: Why does this emperor look so much like my stupid dog? * Reading guide: 1. Non-heroine novels have many emotional lines. The female protagonist is usually responsible for fighting, and the male protagonist is responsible for cuteness (bushi). 2. In the non-upgrade stream, the female protagonist is very powerful from the beginning, as powerful as one person fighting 600 male protagonists. 3. In sand sculptures, happiness is the main thing and logic is the supplement, but I will try my best to be as logical as possible. 4.1V1, SC, Bao Tian, HE ——————————Dividing line———————————— Please collect the pre-released article "I Really Don't Know How to Fight in Houses". The copy is as follows: Ji Lan transformed into the embarrassing concubine of the Ji family, but she also made an extremely enviable marriage. In order to save the flower Cheng Yun, the second son of Jingbei Hou, Ji Lan the cow dung was killed four times by various people. When she came back for the fifth time, the long-lost system finally connected with her. Ji Lan broke out of the quagmire, successfully avenged her dead mother, got back her dowry, and even became famous with her exquisite painting skills. A successful career, a happy life with love, and a happy life were already in sight. Cheng Yu, the prince of the Marquis of Jingbei who was usually very glamorous and even went crazy, but her ex-fiancé's brother repeatedly ruined her marriage. Later, he even stopped pretending: "Something called the system told me that I am the hero of this story and the target of your strategy. We are a match made in heaven. I can give you everything you want, so why bother looking for someone else." Ji Lan: "Didn't we agree that whoever I choose will be the male protagonist? I can conquer the villain, the male supporting actor, and the cannon fodder, but I really don't want to engage in morally inappropriate and taboo literature..." Cheng Yu chuckled: "If you marry me, it will naturally be sweet. Or how about I kill those wild men who seduced you and become your villain and supporting actor?" Ji Lan: "..." This is such a sweet article as hell! * The prince of Jingbei, Cheng Yu, died in battle. His body was returned to the capital wrapped in horse leather, but he was charged with treason. The Jingbei Marquis' mansion was destroyed overnight, and he also ended up having his corpse whipped in public. On the day of execution, Ji Lan, a younger sibling who had always been timid and cowardly, bumped her head to death in front of the Hou Mansion. Cheng Yu was greatly shocked. When he came back to his life, he vowed to protect his family, including Zhenlie's younger brother and sister—— "Hello host, I am System No. 027. Your mission this time is to conquer the male protagonist. You - why are you a man??!!" Cheng Yu: "???" Later, Cheng Yu learned that this system belonged to Ji Lan, and Ji Lan was a time traveler. He had died four times because he was careless and had no system. If he failed again this time, not only her, but the whole world would be ruined. Cheng Yu thought this was too simple. Her second brother and she had been engaged since childhood, and they had a bond of life and death in their previous lives. Wouldn't it be a natural thing for them to get together? Just arrange for the two of them to get married as soon as possible. The system made a sharp beep: "The male protagonist is you, it's you! Don't rush to be a green bastard, be careful that your intestines will regret it in the future!" Cheng Yu has always been an upright person and would never do such an unethical thing as having an affair with his younger brother and sister. The system had no choice but to give him a thumbs up: "You can help the heroine do some preliminary tasks and save enough points to let her change the strategy for the male protagonist." In order to ensure that the plan to change the male protagonist goes smoothly, Cheng Yu inquired about Ji Lan's preferences and planned to let his younger brother learn from them. Ji Lan: "Are there any 9,000-year-olds under thirty years old who are 1.88 Meters tall, have eight-pack abs, are handsome in appearance, and have great power? Oh, the ones who are the imperial steward, the governor of the East Factory, the chief minister of ceremony, etc., Who will never be able to have children?" Cheng Yu: "..." Crazy! Cheng Yu felt that finding a husband for his future brothers and sisters was even more difficult than climbing to the sky, and the task was stumbling. Later, he felt that the male protagonist could only be played by himself: "System, which one is more reliable, "Learning to Operate in Three Days" or "Zuanzi Juesunwan"? Are you sure there will be no other effects?" System: "Hey hey hey..." Purpose: To achieve peaceful coexistence between humans and demons at an early date