Me, a Cursed Talisman: Whoever I Stick To Withers [Jujutsu Kaisen]

Hu Xiaofu, a straight man, works as a social worker in 996. After working overtime, he stayed up late reading comics and was pissed off by the one-eyed cat. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had turned into a charm and was attached to Su Nuo's finger. Tired and angry social beast: Yue! But it doesn't matter. I was a cow and a horse in my last life, but I will be prosperous in this life. He is not a simple talisman that can only seal curses, but a super powerful talisman that can absorb all the magic power in the world and squeeze out muscle power! One day, Xia You excitedly said to his best friend: "Wu, look what magic jade I got this time, Dang Dang Dang!" Hu Xiaofu: "I told you I'm not a curse spirit!" A cute and cute charm appeared in front of Gojo. Gojo: "..." Hu Xiaofu: "..." Gojo: "What an ugly thing~" Hu Xiaofu: "???" Later, Hu Xiaofu successfully became Xia You's assistant. Xia You: "Then I'll call you Xiao Fujun." Gojo: "Hey, little fool." Hu Xiaofu: "..." Damn it, I'm not allowed to call my boss the same nickname as my ppt leader in my previous life! Not only shameful! Very social too! Later, Hu Xiaofu followed Wu Tiao and Xia You on a mission. In the darkness, the two strongest people clung to each other, and Hu Xiaofu was squeezed into a meat pie. What's even more outrageous is that he watched Gojo jump into Xiayou's arms. "Jie! It's so dark, I'm so scared~" Xia You said lovingly: "It's okay, Satoru, hold me tight, I will protect you." "Jie is still the best, I like Jie." "Satoru, don't put your legs around my waist." Hu Xiaofu: "???" Don't come over here! I'm Kongtong! - During the astral matter incident, Hu Xiaofu followed Wu Jiao who rushed to the front line and stuck it on Shi Er's arm. He punched a lonely Shi'er and said, "..." After attacking continuously, I finally found that the top Tian He Fu had turned into a weakling Shi Er: "6." But he tried to save his respect and said, "Oh, if I hit you, you hit cotton." Food guide: *There are five summer elements. The protagonist definitely has no emotional line, but the protagonist is full of Wuxia dog food hehe! Straight men are endlessly persecuted. *Probably a lighthearted joke * Queue up and write slowly! Collect it first! 2024/3/17 Intention: Go! Former social animal!