Miss Wagatsuma's Guide to Romance

I, Wagatsuma Kanon, am a hopeless romantic who inherited all her parents' traits. My life's dream is to marry the person I love.

The first time, Wagatsuma Kanon fell for the boy next door. To pursue him, she went to great lengths to disguise herself as a boy and infiltrate the Three Great Families, hoping to win him over by getting control of his work.

But her venture fell apart halfway through. Before Wagatsuma Kanon could make her way into the upper ranks, he defected, taking two JKs with him.

Wagatsuma Kanon was heartbroken, but she quickly pulled herself together and fled the jujutsu world.

Then, on the way home, she ran into a blond, dark-skinned police academy student, and fell in love all over again.

To pursue him without raising suspicion, Wagatsuma Kanon dug out her long-neglected JK uniform and student ID, posing as a frail high school girl so she could engineer a chance encounter.

After finally making his heart flutter, Wagatsuma Kanon successfully became his girlfriend. But before she could take the next step, he left her with a single "Let's break up" and vanished without a trace.

The third time, Wagatsuma Kanon fell for a young executive in the port mafia, but he defected halfway through her pursuit.

The fourth time... failure.

The fifth time... failure.

The nth time... still a failure.

Wagatsuma Kanon: Is it really so hard for me to get a boyfriend?!

After learning from her many experiences, Wagatsuma Kanon took stock and found herself a new boyfriend. He was a sickly Russian man, but he was a shut-in.

He stayed home every day and went out maybe once every ten or fifteen days. Even if he ever wanted to break up, he couldn't get very far.

Her boyfriend was gentle and sweet, and Wagatsuma Kanon was very happy with this life, except for... all the ex-boyfriends who kept showing up, hoping to get back together.

Wagatsuma Kanon: A proper ex-boyfriend should disappear forever!

Everyone thought Wagatsuma Kanon loved herself too much to ever give her up, so whenever their ideals conflicted with her, they all chose their ideals.

She'll forgive me, right?

All of them thought this and tried to win her back. So they showed up full of hope, only to find a crowd of people claiming to be her ex-boyfriends.

You're her ex-boyfriend? And you are too? You're all ex-boyfriends?!

Wagatsuma Kanon sneered. "You didn't appreciate me when you had the chance. Now I'm out of your league!"

Draw your swords, you bastards!

Theme: It's more fun watching other people fall in love.