"Hey, fellow villager, did you drop this Iridium Five Kento, or this Iridium Suguru Geto?"
Tachibana Tiara had been grinding away at Stardew Valley for 1,000 hours. "Mom, I wish life were Stardew Valley."
System: Wish granted!
[Beep! Stardew Valley Life Simulator launching!]
[Jujutsu Kaisen mod loading...]
[Unlock every achievement to return to the real world!]
To get home, Tachibana Tiara began her life at Jujutsu High, farming by day and fighting monsters at night. She stuck to a 6:27 schedule and worked tirelessly toward her return.
In the eyes of everyone at Jujutsu High, Tachibana Tiara was a lunatic who wandered around the school wearing a pot on her head, riding a pony, and rummaging through the trash.
Tachibana Tiara used Suguru Geto's cursed spirits to harvest crops in place of Junimos, and took human-shaped super-bomb Satoru Gojo into the mines. She declared, "Of course Shoko is my favorite!"
Just kidding, who could refuse a free doctor? She never tells me I'm just suffering from heatstroke!
When Satoru Gojo came back carrying a volcano head that shouldn't have appeared at this time, Tachibana Tiara's eyes lit up.
"Aaaah! My Desert Obelisk!"
And Suguru Geto? Summer depression? Do you know how many crab pots, fish ponds, truffles, and kegs I still need to collect from you?
*Tachibana Tiara
Theme: Earn money and go home for the holidays.
