[Comprehensive British and American] Serious Players Refuse to Steal Birds

[Copywriting]: Serious players refuse to steal birds! But... There's nothing wrong with unscrupulous players stealing a bird, right? (Star eyes) 1. Two Xianyu players were forced by the system to steal the robin, so—— Jie, Jie: Okay, give (a real bird) System: [I want vigilante Robin! ! ] ,: It's really troublesome (stole tim) System: [I want red Robin! ! ! ] Jie, Jie:? This is not it! Carry:? ? ? … System: [It's red! Former Robin! ! ] ,: This (pointing to Red Robin) System:… [Have you made the system out of order today? Yes, then you can rest assured. 2. Batman finally came back from the parallel universe. He was about to hug the bird that firmly believed that he was still alive, only to find that—— Batman: Hey, where is my son? Where is a bird as big as mine? Wonder Woman: Wait, has anyone seen my mantra lasso? Green Lantern: Where is my Lantern Ring? Barry, have you seen my light ring? Flash: I didn't... I just know that the snacks in my refrigerator are missing... Martian Manhunter: Uh... And the two Pikachu tails on your head Everyone:... Everyone: Catwoman must have done it! Catwoman: I'm a victim too! Do you think the only ones who were stolen were the Justice League? NONONONO, the Avengers found out—— Iron Man: So... Why would someone steal my donuts? Still took a bite... Hulk: Pants! Mine! Pants! ? Thor: Most people can't lift my Thor's hammer... Hey, where's my hammer? Captain America: Well, do I have a locator or something like that on my shield? I mean he's gone Spider-Man: How could someone steal my wallet? ! Not sparing your friendly neighbor's wallet? Everyone:... Everyone: We have nothing to do with Loki! ? Evil God: I am obviously a victim too! The rooftop of the Wayne Building at this time—— Jun and Jie gnawed on baguettes and sneezed at the same time: They knew they shouldn't sit on the top floor, they would catch a cold! 3. Red Robin disappeared mysteriously, and a large number of superhero items were stolen and some of them appeared at auction. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? Everyone noticed the appearance of a pair, who claimed to be: stole relic (stolen cultural relics) At first, the superheroes thought they came from a broken civilization, until—— Jun: To be honest, I don't like using heat vision (arms folded) Jie: But it's easy to use. By the way, does Superman count as our dad? Jun: It's just using DNA. Jie: Just like Connor Superheroes:! ! ! ? Luther! ! ! Luther, who was inexplicably taking the blame: Hello! ! I don't have it! ! 4. Jie and Jun's quibbling (crossed out) explanation: Didn't I just steal a bird from your house? Don't be so stingy. I see that you, Lord Batman, have a lot, so... Just give us the little bird! (It's also strong to be irrational) (This text is for reference only) /Warning/: There are OOC, there are private settings, the timeline is confusing, the writer's own product, no cp, pure mom fan. With knife (tiny amount) Do not discredit any character. Suggestions are welcome. Please respect the writer and the character. It's the fourth natural disaster! The brain circuits of the two players are abnormal!!!×3 Kill the clown at the beginning Player interests come first × All for pampering~ Intention: The player finally lost to Chongti