Huo Siming was frail and sickly. The first time he came to Yu Qingzhou's clinic for an appointment, he went "ka-thunk" and died right on Yu Qingzhou's desk.
There was nothing else to do. Yu Qingzhou could only volunteer to become his System, taking him to various worlds to earn resurrection points. But it turned out this Huo was a total couch potato! He was not only too lazy to lift a finger, he couldn't even tell his grains apart!
Since starting the job, Yu Qingzhou had never met such a worryingly useless Host! Furious, he grabbed him by the collar and let loose:
"I've never met a Host as stupid as you!"
"Then hurry up and turn into a person to help me!"
"I turn into eight hundred different people every day. I might as well quit everything else and become your dad!"
"Forget being my dad. You'd be better off as my wife."
"What did you say?"
"Oh, nothing. I didn't say anything."
A few worlds later.
"Hey, System 038 has fallen in love with me."
"Damn! That's great!"
"But he wants to tear down my Main God Space and elope with me!"
"Oh my, how violent!"
Yu Qingzhou x Huo Siming
System bottom x Main God top (the top has a secret crush on the bottom)
A layabout System bottom who looks for worlds to slack off in whenever he can x a top Main God who is an unapologetic hypocrite and accidentally died at the bottom's doorstep
Theme: To love someone else, you must first love yourself.
