[Showbiz] The Male Gods Are All My Exes

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One day, an anonymous post appeared on a Korean website: "If you could trade lives with someone, who would you choose?"

Netizens let their imaginations run wild.

"I'm not greedy. The eldest son of the Lee family would do."

"The Creator?"

"I'd switch places with my horrible boss and chew him out every day."

"Suzy. Just for that face, obviously."

"My idol, so I can check out their body, hehe."

"I'd trade places with the hottest star or the one who makes the most money, then travel around the world with their savings."

"I'd trade places with any chaebol family member. I'm just curious what their daily life is like. What do they eat every day?"

"Haha, you're all thinking too small. I choose Ryu Seo Yeon."

As soon as the name Ryu Seo Yeon came up, everyone felt their own answers were pathetic by comparison.

For starters, just looking at her dazzling list of former partners was enough to make anyone jealous.

Her first love, whom she publicly and dramatically introduced in front of twenty thousand people, was the face-genius Won Bin.

Lee Jung Jae, her lover according to the rampant rumors circulating in private.

Jo In Sung, photographed with her countless times but never officially acknowledged.

After their breakup, she became the eternal heroine of G-Dragon's love songs.

Word is, she's recently been getting hot and heavy with a man whose face is a work of art and whose body is paradise.

Think she's a master of romance? No, no, no. She's also the heiress to Daewoo Group, South Korea's second-largest chaebol, and is widely recognized online as the country's number-one beauty. She's got looks and ability, and men to match. Sob, sob. Don't dwell on it or netizens will start crying.

An ordinary NPC's main quest is to stay "alive." The protagonist's main quest is to live, with an unbelievably lucky start and the freedom to live however she wants, happy and carefree. That's what it means to be heaven's favorite daughter, right?

The heroine's looks and personality can be imagined as the eldest sister from Cat's Eye: breathtakingly beautiful.

I need to explain something here: ***

I only just saw the comments on the prologue today. In response to that comment, let me explain. I used to write short stories, just for fun, but this time I planned to write something longer, so I deliberately looked up writing advice. Someone suggested imitating how a character is introduced to grab readers' attention. I may have misunderstood what she meant, so I chose the introduction from my all-time favorite, My Snow Is Like a Song. Those of you who have read it can compare them: the introductions are similar, but the wording is different. After seeing the comments, I got worried and went to ask on Tieba. That's when I learned this also counts as plagiarism. I'm truly sorry. If I made the original author or readers who have this story in their favorites uncomfortable, please forgive me. I didn't mean to, but I was still in the wrong. I'm sorry! I locked the prologue at the time, and I've now revised it. My apologies again to the original author. If you happen to see this, please contact me so I can apologize to you in person.

Also, there's no need to question whether I plagiarized on purpose. I wrote this story purely out of love, just to satisfy myself. I don't think anyone would write for no money while knowingly risking being caught plagiarizing.

March 26, 2024

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