When the Player Surrounded by Love-Struck Admirers Was a Heartbreaker

Lin Bai is a ruthless scumbag and a serial womanizer.

When a little rice-ball System, all lovestruck and determined to protect its host, comes knocking...

The scumbag womanizer finds himself in his comfort zone. Now he's surrounded by hopeless romantics.

So how do you save a bunch of hopeless romantics?

As everyone knows, the only way to deal with villains who prey on lovestruck softies is to let an even worse villain handle them.

The womanizer launches straight into hunt mode.

For the pure-hearted male IT nerd who falls victim to a romance scam: break them up yourself, then send the scammer to prison to work a sewing machine. That way, there'll be no more romance scammers in the world, and no more victims to scam.

For the sweet girl deceived into marrying a gay man who takes her body and heart, leaving her depressed and suicidal: Can't we just be family? My sweet daughter, whatever you want, Daddy will give you. And only you.

For the young apprentice who falls for love at first sight and bends himself into a paperclip: put on the most flamboyant women's clothes, punch the scumbag father, punch the chaotic world, and punch some sense into the rebellious apprentice.

For the scumbag emperor who loves playing mind games and sacrificing his wife's family to climb the ladder: take back the throne and make him work. Become the obstacle in his way so everything goes wrong for him, and he can't do anything but grit his teeth in silence.

Current treatment status:

Mission 1 (modern city): Pure-hearted male neighbor √, rich boss owner ×

Mission 2 (entertainment industry): Deceived daughter √, cheap ex-son-in-law ×, one and only big sister ×

Mission 3 (martial arts): Self-reliant apprentice raised wild √, little white flower saved and redeemed ×, prairie wolf king ×

Mission 4 (palace): Little-sunshine younger sister in progress; excellent at seizing the throne but mediocre at being a person, brother-in-law in progress; ruthless and taciturn bodyguard in progress

Reading guide:

A villainous male protagonist who cross-dresses and stays single. He attracts men and women alike, but is as emotionally unresponsive as a block of wood. Lots of people fall for him along the way, but he ends up with no one.

Missions 1-3 feature a kid-friendly love-triangle bus.

Mission 4 kicks off hell-level love-triangle chaos.

Update schedule: Whenever I feel like it.

If I post outside the update schedule, it's just to fix typos, so please ignore it.

Theme: A prodigal returns to work as a romance counselor, guiding hopeless romantics to a great awakening and the peak of life