I don't think I'm human. Of course, that's just what I think. I'm not insulting myself when I say that. I really do think I'm not a human being, not one of those "people."
To keep others from finding out, I started going about my daily life disguised as a human.
This is entirely fictional. Please don't apply it to real life, thank you! (Especially, don't assume it's about you :) )