[Comprehensive British and American] Are Your Cats the Same? !

Copywriting: 1. Once upon a time there was a cat, a free, unrestrained cow cat, and his name was the Sheriff. His name comes from a cow cat called "Black Sheriff", which makes the domineering Sheriff very unhappy. "Meow!!" How can a majestic cat king live under a cat for so long? ! The Sheriff is inspired to become a black cat who is more awesome than the Black Cat Sheriff! He wants all Twolegs to think of him first when they think of the name Sheriff, not another cowcat called Sheriff Black! ! ! Watching Super Dog fly across the skyline of Metropolis, Sheriff becomes determined to become the world's first superhero cat! ! So he acted. He wandered the streets, he met many people, and he rescued and raised many Twolegs. He was called various names by the Twolegs... "Meow!!" What are you shouting about? ! I have a name! My name is Sheriff! ! Misstep. The Sheriff thought so. The first obstacle in his path to fame is that no Twolegs understand what he's thinking, and no one knows he's called Sheriff. And the second obstacle on his road to fame is—— 2. "I have a cat. He's cute and smart. The best cat in the world. I think it's time to take him home." One day at the end of the night patrol, Batman, who had sneaked a cat, said this to Robin. Robin: What a coincidence. "I have a cat too, father." Robin, who also sneaked into the cat and beat Batman back and forth against the Sheriff, said: "He is the best cat in the world! He is strong and brave, and he dares to fight criminals!" "... My cat is the best cat." Rarely, Batman and Robin got into an argument. "My cat can do backflips!" Nightwing joins the fight. "Oh, in that case my cat can still do housework." Red Robin showed off. Then Red Hood said disdainfully: "My cat is the best in the world, he can do magic, you know, magic." "Wait, are magical cats that common? My cat has magic too." The oracle noticed something was wrong. "In that case... Maybe we can bring our cats to compete. Once you see my cat, you will know whose cat is the best in the world." After arguing fiercely for a long time, no one could convince anyone, the spoiler suggested. Suddenly, their words were interrupted by Superman who flew over because of something: "Wait, you have the same cat? Why do you both have so many skills?" "But my cat is the best. Even if he doesn't know anything and still loves to make trouble, he is still the best cat." "Hey, did I say something wrong? You don't think he is the best cat because he is very useful, don't you?" When the bat vigilante looked at the alien creature with a strange look, Superman asked with confusion. After hearing these words, Batman remembered something, and finally smiled and affirmed: "Yes, Carl, you are right, even if he doesn't know anything, he is still the best cat in my heart." "There is no need to compare." 3. And in the dark shadows, the kitten named Sheriff had already turned around and ran away when he heard "bring our respective cats" - "Miwu~" Haha, do you all have the same cat? Impossible! This is absolutely impossible! ! Besides, if you take a step back, even if all your cats are me, can't my little kitten have many homes and many two-legged beasts? ! Humans have limitations, don't use your Twoleg morals to limit cats! Demining: 1. Cats are cats, neutered male cats, magic cats, magic can't save Cat Bells! Except when encountering special magic, cats will neither change nor speak human language. A cat who is not very understanding of human nature. His thinking is anthropomorphic but pseudo-human. (There is a prototype cat. I would like to write this article to commemorate the first stray cat I rescued) 2. Normally, nothing major happens. 3. I can't guarantee no OOC, I can only guarantee love for all characters. Purpose: Raising cats scientifically