Members of the Konoha Family Registration Section Also Synthesized O Sato in the Ninja World Today.

[The core message remains unchanged, and the copywriting will be changed] 1. It is not well known that the household registration system of a certain island country is very primitive. It still insists on "one family, one surname", otherwise it will not be registered. Naturally, Kazuki Uzumaki, who traveled to the ninja world written by a cartoonist in an island country, had to face all this—— Yes, he is a member of the Konoha Family Registration Section. To make matters worse, in this ninja world with confusing kinship relationships, the two rival families, Uchiha and Senju, are actually brother families, and all ninjas have a common ancestor! And the day he took office, the Konoha household registration system mutated into a high-tech system that issued tasks like Goldfinger, and it also bound him. Information that is not accurately registered is of no use to him! So how do you register this ****? ! Judging from the number of people with the surname Sato, as long as humans are still getting married, it will not take 500 years for the entire ninja world to have the surname Sato! Why is it necessary for one family to have one surname? What's the point of doing all this? ! "How many floors does a bag of rice have to resist?" "A bag of rice will resist the seventh floor!" Gradually, Uzumaki and Itsuki were driven crazy by the ninja world where this child learned to hold a knife before he learned to run, and the bugs in the household registration system were more than the number of chickens raised by the grandmother next door. After learning a painful lesson, from one day onwards, Kazuki went completely crazy! He's running for Hokage! He wants to unify the entire ninja world! What kind of friction, contradiction and hatred among the ninja clans; what kind of fighting between ninjas from different villages; what kind of discrimination between ninja clan ninjas and civilian ninjas... His first order after becoming Hokage was that all ninjas should return to their ancestors and take the surname Otsutsuki! The first thing he did after unifying the ninja world was to give all ninjas the surname Otsutsuki! But this is not enough... Yes, how can those nobles who invented this bullshit system and caused the world to become like this stay out of it? After unifying the entire ninja world, one day, Uzumaki Kazuki, sitting in his friend Orochimaru's laboratory and watching him study White Zetsu, became enlightened again! Why should the nobles sit back and enjoy their gains while the ninjas fight each other? Why are nobles issuing missions, but ninjas are treated as tools, and non-ninjas are treated as monsters? He wanted the entire ninja world to feel his pain! They are all bare-haired apes of the Chordomammalia class in the animal kingdom, and they are all targets of exploitation by the nobles. There should not be such a sad and thick barrier between non-ninjas and ninjas! He wants to get rid of this bullshit household registration system, bullshit nobles, and bullshit world through "Synthetic Great Sato"—— "I want everyone in the entire ninja world to change their surname to Sato!" "As long as everyone's last name is Sato and there are no barriers between each other, the world will be peaceful!!" Uzumaki and Itsuki were really convinced. Demining: 1. A very crazy article, so it's OOC. 2. A large number of private, secondary and discarded equipment will be used. 3. The cp is Uzumaki Kazuki × Orochimaru, no difference. There is no difference in the Uchiha five-piece set, and there will also be various memes and descriptions of Konoha's best friends. Except for Sijiu, Luju, and Duangang, there are no other bgcp descriptions. I am an omnivorous person, so I will criticize everything anyone picks up in the comment section, but comments that quarrel or insult any character will be deleted. 5. The main character is not a good guy, you can tell from who he hangs out with, he is a dark and crazy social animal guy who resurrects all the characters he likes. So the main line of this article is actually that in order to obtain the household registration, the protagonist desperately investigates the truth and gossips, and finally exposes the conspiracy to resurrect everyone in advance and build infrastructure together. 6. Basically, he is only unfriendly to Danzo, and Black Zetsu is brought in to work. 7. Maybe this meme looks familiar, yes, I asked for permission. 8. This meme was recorded at 11:56 pm on October 8, 2024, and has been screenshotted. Purpose: Learn to love and be loved