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Mo Min transmigrated.

He had gone from the age of interstellar exploration to the ancient Blue Star era, tens of thousands of years in the past. Just as he was about to dive headfirst into the mysterious civilization of ancient Blue Star, he discovered that the people of this era were all human.

He looked at his fluffy tail and ears and fell into deep thought.

He was a cat beastman, the kind with short legs and long white fur who couldn't lift a finger or carry a thing, a genetically defective cat who needed subsidies from the Beast Star to survive.

Later, he discovered that although there were no beastmen in the ancient Blue Star era, humans were all crazy about fluffy things. As long as he wiggled online, swished his tail, and lifted his little legs, Blue Star money would keep rolling in.

To survive, he started doing suggestive cat videos online: swishing his tail one day, tossing his head the next, and meowing at humans in a high-pitched voice.

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Lu Yu was a wolf beastman working at the alien affairs office on Blue Star.

Under his watch, the aliens living on Blue Star obeyed the law and kept their identities as aliens hidden flawlessly.

One day, a subordinate reported, "We've found a cat beastman making suggestive cat videos online. He's already caught the attention of Blue Star's humans."

Lu Yu: "Arrest him and send him for reeducation with those other beastmen who've been causing trouble."

Much later, the subordinate reported again, "The suggestive cat has gotten those troublemaking beastmen to make suggestive videos with him, and they've even started a company called... Beast Tease."

Lu Yu: "..."

Lu Yu decided to personally oversee his reeducation, only to discover that the person sitting in the interrogation room was the pretty white-haired boy he'd recently been dating.

The pretty boy's azure eyes widened as he exclaimed, "You're a beastman too? If I'd known, I wouldn't have pretended to be human."

Lu Yu thought the pretty boy was about to confess to him. He straightened his tie, but before he could speak, the boy said, "What kind of beast are you? Our Beast Tease company is short on beastmen. Want to join us? The pay is great. Even the little flower dogs have moved into mansions."

Lu Yu: "..."

Thanks, but no thanks.

Note dated December 13, 2023

Theme: Hard work puts food on the table.