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[Blurb]
Zhao Yanan was gathering herbs deep in the mountains when someone pushed her off a cliff. She transmigrated.
Her predecessor was well known in the area as a doormat. At home, her unscrupulous parents ordered her around. After she accidentally fell into the water, they "sold" her to the man who had saved her life, to be his wife.
She thought she might be able to settle down and live a decent life, but her husband was called back to his unit on their wedding night. He was gone for two years without a word.
At her in-laws' home, she got up earlier than a chicken and went to bed later than a dog. And yet, she still earned a reputation for mistreating her sister-in-law...
The moment Zhao Yanan opened her eyes, she saw her sister-in-law beaten nearly to death. She fought back and promptly split the household, only to discover her sister-in-law had the luck of a koi fish: whatever medicinal herb Zhao Yanan wanted, she could find.
And her nominal husband's military allowance was firmly in her hands. She ate and drank well every day, and couldn't have been happier.
She thought it was pretty nice to lie flat and still have money to spend like this----
But why had nobody told her her nominal husband was so handsome?
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Jiang Chengbing was a famously cold-faced military commander. No matter how difficult the mission, he always carried it out brilliantly, yet he suffered the one defeat of his life----
While home on leave, he kindly rescued a woman from drowning, only to end up forced to marry her.
He felt no love for his nominal wife, who lowered her head and acted timidly whenever she saw him. He felt only a sense of responsibility.
When he received the first letter from his nominal wife in two years, even a tough man like Jiang Chengbing found his eyes turning red. He began looking forward to coming home to his wife and a warm bed.
When he returned home, he found that his nominal wife had changed. She dared to look him in the eye now.
She even tossed a meticulously kept ledger in front of him. Between the lines, she made it clear she wanted to sever ties with him, and he panicked.
Especially when his sister and his nominal wife grew closer and closer, while he could only stand to one side like a transparent man. He summoned his courage, took his wife's hand, and looked aggrieved.
"Wifey, could you pay me some attention too?"
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Sister story:
"Listening in the Nineties [Crime Investigation]" blurb:
Recently, people have been making fun of the Serious Crimes Unit for hiring a pretty little vase who looks just like a doll.
The people in the unit only smile. Have you ever seen a vase that can break a suspect's arm with her bare hands, then kindly put it back in place?
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The local police station failed to make progress investigating a child disappearance case and requested support from the Serious Crimes Unit.
The local officers ran all over the place, drenched in sweat.
Jiang Yuanyuan, meanwhile, stayed in the informant's yard, feeding the chickens and dogs. She even started chatting with them.
Jiang Yuanyuan: "Come on, tell me where they are. I'll treat you to something tasty."
"Woof, woof! Woof, woof, woof!"
Jiang Yuanyuan, shocked: "What? The biogas pit behind the house?"
"Cluck! Cluck-cluck!"
Jiang Yuanyuan: "All right. If we find them, I'll definitely give you something tasty."
Everyone from the local police station: Is this vase an idiot or what?
Only the Serious Crimes Unit took their tools and pulled a filthy woven sack out of the biogas pit behind the house.
The people in the unit groaned: I don't want to work overtime anymore.
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Coming next:
"After Fortune-Telling on Livestream, I Became Famous Across the Internet" blurb:
Ji Shuyao, a gifted master of the mystic arts, repaid a debt of gratitude and was reduced to ashes.
To live another life, she agreed to her grandmaster's unreasonable demand: she would restore the mystic sect to its former glory together with her senior brother.
Ji Shuyao: …
That senior brother who always had a cold expression, as if someone owed him millions?
That senior brother who never let her do this or that?
Ji Shuyao stared speechlessly at the sky. Grandmaster, since I'm already dead, there's no need to let Senior Brother keep tormenting me...
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From then on, a stunningly beautiful fortune-telling streamer who didn't rely on singing or dancing to draw viewers appeared on a livestreaming platform.
At first, everyone thought she was a fraud, until---
An online troll mocked Shuyao for scamming people, then wet himself in terror when his car suddenly malfunctioned.
Shuyao: Slander and insulting others can send you to the Frozen Hell. Please watch what you say and do.
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A popular internet celebrity looked down on Shuyao.
Shuyao: Your ex-boyfriend will show up tomorrow at 11:43 a.m. looking for a chance to get revenge. Don't stay home alone~
The next day, the internet celebrity showered her with gifts: "Thank you, Master, for saving my life!"
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Shuyao saw a little ghost sitting on the shoulder of the person on the call, baring its teeth and taunting her.
Her eyes lit up. She rubbed her hands together. "Give me the address. I'm about to perform a ritual online! You pay for the ride!"
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Coming soon: "After Fortune-Telling on Livestream, I Became Famous Across the Internet"
Coming soon: "Strawberry White Chocolate, Seven Pumps of Sugar"
Coming soon: "The Foolish Beauty of the Eighties"
Coming soon: "Listening in the Nineties [Crime Investigation]"
Coming soon: "Evening Snow"
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Woohoo, the big update makes me wait~
The shelf life of canned yellow peaches is 15 months. The coke should be consumed within 24 hours after opening. The hickey will disappear in about a week. Two people have been together for three months before they have passed the running-in period. It seems that everything has an expiration date. So boring. I still like everything that has no rules. For example, I was sitting on a chair fishing in Jinjiang, and the update suddenly fell down and fell into my arms. I love you Mrs. Yo.
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